First Bey and Jay didn’t want kids and then they did and now they don’t. Either way the thought of Beyonce having kids could be a very scary thing. Here’s 9 reasons why Beyonce shouldn’t have kids just yet:
*Disclaimer: I don’t hate kids or moms. I applaud and admire every mother out there and if you’re a mom, by default you are fierce!
1. Hips Don’t Lie
Bey currently has all the right curves in all the right places and knows how to work it. I’m afraid that if she pops out a kid those hips aren’t going to bounce back.
2. Career Suicide
Babies can be notorious career killers. Just take a look at Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera. What are any of them doing now??
3. Biological Clocks
Jay-Z is the one turning 40 this year, not Beyonce. She’s still in her 20s and has plenty of time to have kids and Jay won’t start shooting blanks for decades. Bey should focus busting out some more hits instead of babies.
4. Ugly Kid Potential
Little camels. That’s all I have to say.
5. Does Beyonce Look Like A Mom?
Considering her new video for “Video Phone” just came out and has her twerkin’ it, does she even look she’s ready to trade in a stiletto for a binky?
6. No More Leotards
What will Bey do for nine months of not being able to wear a one piece
7. We Don’t Want A Dereon Baby Clothing Line
Could you imagine suiting up your kid in some Dereon? No child should have to endure that, ever.
8. Sasha Fierce >>> Mommy Fierce??
After popping out a kid will Beyonce continue singing “Diva is the female version of a hustler” or will Sasha Fierce go into hiding so Mommy Fierce can come out? Watch out, “All The Single Babies” might actually become reality.
9. This Will Confirm Jay And Bey Actually Have Sex