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Trying to wrestle with my dad cause he was beating my sister

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The craziest thing i ever did is at www.greatbooks.350.com

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Havin an intimacy wit my neighbour them.I was 7/8 and she was 9/10,we started 4rm mumy and dady play.

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There was this next neighbour chick i was whooing without result way back.On one fateful night,i went to the toilet to ease myself around 2:am (midnight) and as if this chick knew i was coming,i saw her stark Unclad exposing her bosom and signalling to me if i want.I was mad and lost control of my thinking.I hurriedly jumped the fence without minding the fiery looking dog and night guards on the street.

I rushed to the girls apartment and the dogs were backing but i could not control the urge in me.She came to open the door,and right there on the stair case,we had it under 5 minutes.I jumped the fence back into my house and entered my room after ward.I could not imagine what a crazy thing i did .

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av got so many,to mention a few, bt 1 i will neva 4get is wen bck den in sec sch. i wuz in ss2 n we used to eat moi-moi evry wednesdys,n most tuesdy 9yts,i c sm of my mates eatin moi-moi in d hostel n am lyk "if dey culd eat moi-moi b4 it is served by d sch authority,y cnt i?" So,i made inquiries n wuz told 2 go 2 d kitchen @9yt wen all d kitchen women had gone, i found a partner in crime. We set out wit two buckets n wrappers.d whole area wuz dark n we wre happy even plannin 2 sell codedly dat 9yt.we entred,unknwn 2 us dat a security man wuz sitting @ d entrance,we went straight 4 d pot, bhold d mighty pot of hotttttttt n fresh moi-moi.as i wuz about to strt loadin my bucket,bhold lite on our faces, we said we came2 get hot h2o 2 bath as we wre sick, d old man strted threatenin us, we wre scard bt i wuld always av a way out, i whispered 2 my frnd 2 put her slippers n wrapper in her bucket n get ready 2 run, i made sure d man concentrated on me so my frnd culd get away whic happnd successfully. i had a tot 2 jump d fence bt it wuz high, bt 4get o,wen i c opportunity,i jump am run 4 my lyf o,

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Taking gari to class in Js1 [boarding school]. Now the girls 'nd i behave as if nothing happened. They were worse.

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I can remember back in 1996 in my jss3, my uncle was stayin with us and i had this hatred for him because he always beat us, so i decide to make an example out him by running from home which was in the night at around 8.p.m till next day cos the beating for was to much for me to bear, the whole family and friends have been searching for not until my mom friend find me on her way to shogunle, it wasn't funny though but at the end, i pretend to be deaf and dumb just to ensure he doesn't lay his hand on us never again, Guys what a funny scene.

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This actually happened when i was 8/9yrs old

On this faithful-day while everybody was in the living room watching movie my step-mum suddenly remembered she kept water on the stove, she quikly call out my name ", "Please help check maybe the water i kept on the stove has boiled. i rushed down to the kitchen,took a eating spoon and filled it with hot water and took it to her for confirmation,

God, l often Laugh at myself whenever i remember have once did somfin silly like such

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The same step mum send me to go and help her ground pepper at Iya Sikiru's Shop, but as a lil kid that needs cash to eat Fishery biscuit, i decided to pocket the money, so i took the pepper to the back of the house where i could use grounding stone to ground it.

So i used my hand, but as a lil boy i av no strength and beside that happens to be the first time of my grounding, so the pepper wasn't different from the one Missy B & Yme uses in frying egg for us in NL Kitchen(Slice Pepper), so i passed the backyard and acted i was just coming from Iya Sikiru's shop, so when i showed her the pepper she called my name ", " with a thick voice saying " did iya Sikiru collected money for this?, i said yea sure .

she said Nishonibe (Lets go there) She now showed it to my dad, my dad said she should take it easy that she knows the light we're having this days is low current he said she shouldn't go that d light my be the cause , my step mum refused she said she'll like to have a word with Iya Sikiru that she shouldn't have collected money for this bullshit she did , Na him we begin go, my mind don dey fly like watin i no no, when i knew we ;r about to reach Iya Sikiru's shop and she's not ready to head back home , Nah him i confess jor!!

Them wan kill me for house that day, my mouth self no fit eat the biscuit again,

Thanksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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I can remember back in 1996 in my jss3, my uncle was stay with us and i had this hatred for him because he always beat us, so i decide to make an example out him by running from home which was in the night at around 8.p.m till next day, the whole family and friends have been searching for not until my mom friend find me on her way to shogunle, it wasn't funny though but at the end, i pretend to be deaf and dumb just to ensure he doesn't lay his hand on us never again, Guys what a funny scene.

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Hum i got many i did while growin up .I had dis friend who alwaz show off her thins like earings ,finger rings so i waz like wetin dey do dis one d next thin i did i went 2 my mum's box got her jeweries,hid them then d next day i put it on with style showin dem off 4 her 2 see hahahahahaha lukin back dat's naughty.

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Hum i got many i did while growin up .I had dis friend who alwaz show off her thins like earings ,finger rings so i waz like wetin dey do dis one d next thin i did i went 2 my mum's box got her jeweries,hid them then d next day i put it on with style showin dem off 4 her 2 see hahahahahaha lukin back dat's naughty.

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^^ ashawo? you werent even scared for your life she could have the aids

And dont bother to interprete your pidgin we understand, you are in one of the ghettoest forum on web

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lmao @ all on this page ;Dapart from the guy that fart to hin babe ov course!

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My little niece said when she went to the boarding school newly,they heard the bell but didn't understand it. A senior told them that it's' call bell'. She said all the new girls went out with their tea-cups  thinking it was time for 'cow-bell'.

I can't stop laughing anytime i remember this.

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Farting on a fast-moving okada dat i was on wit ma babe. The okada man was so angered and furious dat he asked my babe and i outta d bike, halfway in2 our destination, and didn't even mind collectn the fare.

To make matters worst my babe didn't show any reaction. Was quite thru out. I was so embarrasd. Lol.

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Farting on a fast-moving okada dat i was on wit ma babe. The okada man was so angered and furious dat he asked my babe and i outta d bike, halfway in2 our destination, and didn't even mind collectn the fare.

To make matters worst my babe didn't show any reaction. Was quite thru out. I was so embarrasd. Lol.

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It is really funny reading from you all.

Crazy things happen everyday in everybody's life.

Posting this image isn't it crazy enof?

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the Okada man can even take you beyond ur destination without collecting a dime.

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Mine was attending three different schools at the same time because of three different gurls, lols.

it didn't finish there, will be back alot of creziest things.

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I was on Okada one day on my way  to visit a friend. On the way i noticed everybody(pedestrians and motorists) on the way looking at me. In my mind i thought i was too beautiful that day.  When the stares became too much,i looked down and discovered that the breeze has opened my shirt buttons,(i mean every single button on me). I wore nothing under except one excuse of a bra that covered nothing. To make matters worst,the okada was enjoying the view in his mirror without telling me.

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Back in the days when India film was the in-thing I did a crazy thing as a kid. The movie is GAZAB or something where Dramendra was a twin. One of the twin is sharp and the other was a dumb. The father in-law of the dumb came to visit them in the house,and the dumb welcome the poor unlucky man with a needle on his chair and you can imagine the pain. I was so moved with this act that i decided to practice it on my dear mother. I took one big pin and place it on the chair she sat while watching the movie but God made her to choose another chair instead. I was mad and said mama i will get you the second time. As God or is it devil would have it she had to leave the room again. Perfect time for the evil act came again and this time she was not lucky. But hey folks, she beat a hell out of me, Crazy right? lol.

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My craziest and silliest moment should be the time I asked a guy out!!! I had such a crush on him. Fully regret it. WHAT WAS I THINKING!

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The craziest thing i've ever done was repeating pry 6 because of her

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d craziest thing ive ever done was to get married at age of 22+

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so funny. I'v been laughing ALL ALONG`! u guys shuld post more

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Was dancing Unclad in front of the mirror. forgot to lock the door,lo and behold

there stood my brother friend.gawd i quickly ran into the bathroom

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nice thread,and i remember 2

growing up high on butter and too much superman,one day in 1988 after lesson at ilaka st in ilupeju,my dad's driver was waiting on the other side of a normal ilupeju road and ideally i should have crossed in 3 secs,but then i stalled.a white brand new daewoo racer was rushing towards me and instantly i remembered my hero superman and how he would have saved someone about to be hit by a car but stupidly there was nobody to be saved,i ran across the street with the car screeching only a few feet from me.i was high on adrenaline and the driver did not even come down to scold me neither did my dad's driver.i almost got killed out of adventure and escaped every form of punishment.

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to me, the craziest I've ever done was to have sex with a girl that i had just known for four days. that was madness. i must have been crazy without any intention of even having or continuing the relationship even though she wasn't a commercial sex worker. she was a neighbour to a family member i had visited for holidays

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They are so damn plenty, I lost count,

search the whole world looking for a 200 naira I have in my pocket,

When I was very younger we use to have our own cups for drinking tea

Shouting crying and searching everywhere for my tea cup while I have it in my left hand,

When my brother and sister say, see ur cup, Still turing around asking "wey am wey am" but when I saw it

I pretended nothing had happen, But the truth bsay, I felt so ashame,

Coming I will giv u more gist

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Poking a lil girl.May Jah 4giv my sins.

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My craziest experience was when i played playstation 2 on a monochrome (white and black) t.v menn it was crazy but fun. my friend said that it was like taking pap without sugar! !

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I've done too many crazy things. I don't know wch one is the craziest. They not even pleasant to hear.

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Remember when i dey from our balcony site one calabar gurl if she wan go baff. immediately she just enter baff-room i go just run go down, pass back-yard go corner her for baff-room. . .una know the remaining story wey go happen next.

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When i was 10,i tried ridin a bicycle wit my eyes closd 4 20 sec,but @ 13 sec i crashd and broke my arm.D nxt day,wit a broken arm i rode it 4 22 sec wit my eyez closd n ofcos 1 arm, It was painful but i had 2 do it 2 maintain my honour as d no 1 stunt cyclist in my nybohud.

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self-servicing while watching Indecency movie

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self-servicing while watching a Indecency movie

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The craziest thing was when I travelled around 3 states in a single day when i was seeking admission into the University. Enugu-Umuahia-Uli-Awka-Enugu. I later felt really silly cos it wasnt worth it now that tru with school. Damn.

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Omo my own funny gan ni, I dey school and owu wan kill me, so that day i was terribly ill and was in the university(300 Level). I was very fortunate to get garri to soak that morning. with that in my belly, i was good but by 10am same day, i rushed out of the class to puke and lo and behold, i dey vomit garri for morning. hahahaha

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There was a day i threw Banger, that knockout sound to someone in the toilet through the window. He was shocked to the bone marrow. The other one was  when i went to stay with someone for an holiday.That day  i was made angry at home, so i went to pick some small stones and poured it inside the food that was on fire which was BEANS. Imagine what happened! Teeth disorder.

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There was a day i threw Banger, that knockout sound to someone in the toilet through the window. He was shocked to the bone marrow. The other one was when i went to stay with someone for an holiday.That day i was made angry at home, so i went to pick some small stones and poured it inside the food that is on fire which is BEANS. Imagine what happened! Teeth disorder.

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There was a day i threw Banger, that knockout sound to someone in the toilet through the window. He was shocked to the bone marrow. The other one was when i went to stay with someone for an holiday.That day i was made angry at home, so i went to pick some small stones and poured it inside the food that is on fire which is BEANS. Imagine what happened! Teeth disorder.

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our aunt is one stingy stingy woman, we went to visit she made separate food for her family and eba with uncooked tomatoe juice and fish egg for us to eat, my mum raised my bro very posh and he couldn't eat it so after two days of no food for him he fell sick, i told her he's sick she said he is just being a drama queen nothings wrong, about 6pm my bro started throwing up yellowish green bile i sneaked him downstairs and rushed him to a chemist near by, the man said he probably has malaria, i should feed him and bring N100 for B.co, chloroquin and piriton, i said i only have N80 he said this is not a charity shop shoo! by this time the bro couldn't stand, i ran upstairs and got my sister, i took them to the garage and we all headed to ibadan with N80 i lapped both of them, the man dint collect it after i explaind what happened, we were dropped at aleshinloye and took a taxi home. i'll never forget this crazy monent lol

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the craziest thing that i have eva done was to trust girls.neva trust any especially beautiful ones. all the same,beauty is pain

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mine was Overdosing on Coffee at age 9, i experimented with a couple of tablespoons full of Nescafe  and nearly went mental

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first, when i was age 7/8, i took my dad's razor blades he use in shaving to school, when i came back, he asked and before i could say jack robbisson, my dad held my cloth in front to position my bombom for the beautiful gift i received that day, i could still remember wounding my two legs on my dad's body shouting 'ejo sir mi o ni se be mo',lol, meaning, i wont do it again.

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Had s_x at age b4 13 wit an older girl, had it again wit her wen her dad was just outside d room at d window. Had som homosexual tin back at boardin skul, no penetration only blowjobs.

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