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Who Is A Jew Man?

Ladies in the house, what criteria do you use to confirm that a man is a Jew man?

A girl told me yesterday that a certain admirer has been smothering her for over a year now, he showers her with expensive gifts, poems and dinners but has not asked for a kiss or sex even for once. As a result, she resorted to calling him a "Jew man". Now, if that guy would've been too fast asking for sex, she'll definitely complain but now he's too slow about it, he's now a Jew man.

So, from the scenario above, will you conclude the man is a Jew man? If not, what other criteria  will you use to ascertain "Jewness" in men? Is it their dress sense, accent, sense of humor or what?

P.S.

"Jew" man is a slang used in Nigeria and has nothing to do with Semites. It's a mere coincidence.

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His expectation shouldn't be beyond your presence there. As long as he's starring at your bosoms, the pressure from work should reduce abruptly.

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I came home from work to prepare a night of romance but you spoiled it with bad attitude.

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Yes, what do we want outside the four factors that MUST be fulfilled for a happy marriage?

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I mean im just saying that if i come home from a long day's work, yeah there is going to be some expectations i will be seeking.

I dont unda stand, u mean ur man didnt go to work too and doesnt ve expectations

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The pimps and players, the  advanced men in the beautiful art of female seduction know that women haven't the slightest clue as to what they want.

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Hahahahahaha Oyo Ko, Ijesha gba.

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11th Commandment:

Thou shall honor thy wife, caress her, kiss her feet and satisfy her EVERY need says the Lord thy God.

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We men know women better than they know themselves.

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Pelee; i've never seen it spelt before but you should've figured it out.

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It's a mustooo; A man got to be "up to" to satisfy a woman. It's the 11th commandment.

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All of that has been taken care of.  I made dinner, soaked her feet in cold water, dimmed the lights, played our favorite music, want to relax her with a breathtaking massage followed by a good sh*g . . . but as soon as she saw the roses she flipped.

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My college of Ilesha education is better than that degree you got from Nicaragua in Islamic studies. Yeye man, see me thinking before he went to Ambrose Alli university.

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From what I see it means "not up to joining cult activities"

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The plan was to take care of everything else as the night progresses.

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Girl, raise your stakes higher otherwise the likes of Pataki that are conservatives will quickly take advantage of it and relegate you to dinner at home every night till Jesus comes.

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It's a constant factor. You have to fulfill her desires as needs be in order to contain her mood swings. You cannot be opening your bench car door for your wife and suddenly quit doing that and expect peace. Guys are meant to open the car doors for their women till Jesus comes. Don't quit bro!!!! It's your job and quitters are losers.

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It was a night to fulfill another one of her desires: she wanted romance.  

That package would allow me to show her just how much I love her by pleasing her physically, exploring her emotionally, satisfying her with pleasure . . . but noooooo! she yells that the roses are played out.

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emotional, sexual,physical and mental need to be satisfied in order to get the full value of your effort. Any shortfall in those 4 factors can be disastrous and many men can hardly stand up to two of them. Wake up guys!!!

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She says she wants you to be romantic

you dress the bed with roses for a night of passionate love she yells at you for wasting money.

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What do you mean by no future? Dude has a future just that he wants to take it slow and steady. Every man is not a tiger like the perverted generation of men we have now. Men like that are hard to find. They may not be up to 5 in the history of nairaland. At least, DavidDylan is one.

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nawa oo

all these slangs sef

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You are a muggins!!!

In the days of your father and mother. . . . .They were very happy watching Mighty Igor on a big Black n White Telly with 4 legs as a stand.

These days, it's TV plamsa n LCD screens . . . . . In other words, times have changed. . . . .the media exposure is staggering so take a cue.

Who waits donkey years to sample his specimen??

In the next few years, chics like u would be complaining u got married to an eunuch/impotent geezer. . . . .Keep boxing urself into a corner.

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@ deepzone

Your definition of jew man is misleading. The reason a lot of people here do not understand its use is because it was used by confra boys to label guys who weren't in any cults.

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I think it can also be applied in a larger sense. Improper choice of words for my brothers while growing up. Laisserfaire knows it better.

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@post

I really don't know what this woman wants. Those she want a guy who treats her bad but kisses her and gives her sex or what she has now?

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I'm sorry but I'm still at a loss, when did respecting a woman make a guy a slacker? What. . . she wants him to tear her clothes off, throw her on the bed and have his way with her before they say hello?

No wonder men are confused. . . in addition to their natural born state of confusion I mean.

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JEW MAN

Heard of it and I use it, but I never knew it was spelt that way.

Jew man is nothing but a slacker. The sit at home guy when everybody is out clubbing.

the sprite,fanta guy when everybody is shacking gulder. star.

Reading a novel when guys are playing Winning eleven.

i dont gbadun jew men dey bring boys morale down.

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Too much of everything is BAD.

When u are too slow to act. . . .u are a classic MUGU.

I would rather be called a PITBULL than a Jew Man. . . . . .Tsssk. . .tssssk.

Some men are dawdlers.

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Jew is kindda like razz, like slacker, like not upto a certain standard.

And i thought i didn't even know our slangs lol.

Lots of things

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Hmm! Term seems chiefly derogatory.  Similar to Jewboy.

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This guys sense of humour is totally different from yours. You are a warthog and will demand for cash back immidiately but some guys like to take it gently because what they have in between their legs comes with their emotions. Why should you call him a Jew man?

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Oh so Jew man is meant to be an insult. Yeah now, I can see how insulting it is when a guy buys you expensive things, takes you to nice places and never pressures for sex.

Effing Bastard Jew Man! A man like that should not be allowed in society.

Jeebus! Some women have major issues.

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@Deepzone

I never grew up abroad.

Since you said old, im thinking 70s

i wasnt born then, thanks for the info

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Never heard of "jew man" in my life.

and if your friend doesnt find his ways charming, let her pass him on to someone who deserves good things

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Hmm,na wa for this slang o.I will add it to my book of slangs.

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If he lacks STYLE,he's a jew man.

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