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Why Niger Delta Avengers threatened but didn't launch missiles?

Why Niger Delta Avengers threatened but didn't launch missiles?

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just how silly ARE people?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (and you thought

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't that save me more time)?

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to... what)?

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Husqvarana chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

(Oh, my God ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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