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Share Your Naughty Experiences From Secondary School (True Confessions)

Today I was thinking how naughty I used to be as a boy in secondary school.I went to fed govt college Lagos(FGCL).  I was a whisker(playing pranks on fellow students while they slept-esp those i hated).  I still remember the day I poured a bucket of water on a boy who refused to lend me his iron(of course-the guy was asleep).

I did many terrible things but one thing i will never forget is turning on the siren to disturb the peace of  the school early in the morning at about 1-2am,much to the chagrin of my housemaster.  He always turned it off.  The sweetest  part is I was never caught.  There was this day I poured pee on a senior's (wicked senior) bed. He was labeled a bedwetter till he graduated

Please share your naughty experiences.  Don't forget to ask God for forgiveness too and remember that before you scold that your naughty niece, cousin or nephew remember the things you did when you were older than them.

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sticks 2 myself alot n ws unable 2 discover hidden treasures nt until i passed out,had it been,i had associated with others,sure,i wouldn't av failed my waec

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Mine: attended Ajeromi ifelodun high sch Aj cit, alwaz steal classmates txt books during break to sell n mile2. Leaving sch to watch Indecency n sme frnds houz & paid 4promotn 4rm ss1-didnt paid n ss2 then go repeatd. Though my set04/05 was d most shenanigans nt 2leave it on earth. F- sinclair

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poured water into pocket of 1 of my mate during morni assembly

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I does some few bad tins in school. Skipping classes, teasing female students. I once stole my teacher CRS lesson note to update my CRS note but i later return it. I even finger a female student during maths class.

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At least, we now know those who didn't go to school 4 schooling. lol

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Lmfao. Nija boyz/galz,una bad ooo. My own xperiences plenty o. U can blive i had a gf in my pri. 1, we were so fond of ourself,worst stil we were d best stds den.Her name waz Joy,missed her after d 91 riot in kano.The sch waz 1st baptist nur/pri sch,kano state, class '96. Wen i came back 2 d sch in my pri 3,dia waz dis new gal,a muslim,she alwayz ask mi 2 finger her,but 1 day i notice dat she hated d cross sign,dat i used 2 scare her away,cos i had a strong xtian background and seen as a gud chap in skul.Even wen i fights,i alwayz xcaped cos i was regarded as a gud boy. Some oda tins happened in my pri sch. As 4 my sec sch dayz,it waz fun al d way, Wait 4 it. Any Ecwa Baba Alhamdu Sec Sch(E.B.A.S.S) in da house? Class '02 representing,

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Lmfao. Nija boyz/galz,una bad ooo. My own xperiences plenty o. U can blive i had a gf in my pri. 1, we were so fond of ourself,worst stil we were d best stds den.Her name waz Joy,missed her after d 91 riot in kano.The sch waz 1st baptist nur/pri sch,kano state, class '96. Wen i came back 2 d sch in my pri 3,dia waz dis new gal,a muslim,she alwayz ask mi 2 finger her,but 1 day i notice dat she hated d cross sign,dat i used 2 scare her away,cos i had a strong xtian background and seen as a gud chap in skul.Even wen i fights,i alwayz xcaped cos i was regarded as a gud boy. Some oda tins happened in my pri sch. As 4 my sec sch dayz,it waz fun al d way, Wait 4 it. Any Ecwa Baba Alhamdu Sec Sch(E.B.A.S.S) in da house? Class '02 representing,

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Lol, Best Thread Ever

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NA WA OOOOO

SEE CRIME AGAINST HU=MANITY

Nigeria, Nigerians lol

no be today, e don tey wey will sabi bad thing

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Men my own dey worst oooooooo. i was the team leader that burnt the hole school, just becos my pricipal mi yarn on the assembly ground.

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@liyola,Hahahaha na wa o.

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haaaa plenty things ooo!!!

First of threw my prefect badge at my teacher for flogging mi in the presence of my juniors, lol, he came begging!!!

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I went to Ijegun comprehensive snr high school Lagos (I.C.S.H.S)

i dey always yatch girls for class, e get 1 day wey i no fit forget 4 my life, i won bang one girl wey i don dey target since 2weeks, so we dey smush our self unda my desk, i dey rup her bosom lyk say 2morow no dey, shey dey rub my drogba lyk say na 2day world go end. I don high, my drogba don strong lyk terry swaga, our maths teacher (a lady) jus cum in and say evry stand up and i no fit stand cos ma drogba don strong con stand straight, the women said stand up bello, i no fit i dey xpent make d woman wipe me cain so my drogba go fall buh she no wipe, she jus cum near us and saw d girl left bosom owt and saw my drogba strong. She took us to the principal office and i received the beating of my life from our year tutor Mr Usman and Mr Abbey.

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Do you really wanna know? I was one of the most dangerous people that ever passed through FGC Kano (after the Ghetto Bastards, Scorpion , Jibesky and scorpion).

I was a leader of most of the riots that took place when I was a senior. I sold library books. I graffitied the entire school walls. I used to organize fights. I was the lead commando on "red night". I got myself an exeat booklet that I issued to whoever wanted to go to town. I never attended class, but I always passed. I flung mattresses. I burnt the feet of my mates sleeping in the hostel. I poured a cold dirty water on the house master.

I broke into the tuck shop.

All this I did not for fun, but just to prove it could be done.

There're just a few other things that are R-rated.

I didn't punish juniors, didn't send them on errands or extort from them. I preferred doing things myself and picking on my own mates. I never carried firearms in secondary school, I just don't know why they nominated me for the award of "baddest boy". Thank God I didn't win.

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my guy in ikotun comprehensive college, how come u dey do all this things? wey baba Ajao no dey know?

i be student from there too. i start from jss 1 to ss3 2004 set.

which set u comot for school.

hope to hear from u.

cephas in ss3A.

Regards.

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My God, u for pity that high school, u should not have mentioned the name. I am so sure that Yoruba was the teaching medium in that school. U must have learnt ur biology math and even english in yoruba

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i just can not forget how deciplined i was in sultan bello seconday scohhl sokoto,i was a terrow and was adored nand respecpected all through my days,despite my small nature , DECIPLINE WAS MY WATCH WORD , NO MATTER WHOSE OXE IS GOD

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Hah! Boarding school days. Such funny tales we have to tell. Lol!

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Hi , this is an appeal to all Edokpolo Grammar School Benin City old students both home and abroad to sign up at the new website www.egsalumni.com .Create your user account so we can all get together to revive the school's lost glory . If you've got the will then there is a way !Cheers ,

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[Went 2 FGC Ogbomosho (FEGO 4 LIFE).

Did some uncountable and unprintable crazy things.

I remember one time (a day before i wrote my jamb) i beat up all d junior students in my room because i had a dreamt that i overslept on jamb day and they didnt wake me up thereby making me miss d exam!!!.

Am sure a lot of them prayed that i would fail maybe that was why i didnt get up to the score i wanted!!][quote][/quote]

Kaydkay, where was I that I didn't 'gbab' you? When did you finish? I left Ogbomoso '99.

My confession: I was taken out to town by a JS # student when I was in JS 1 to watch some nasty movies.

Was caught in town in my junior days by a teacher and I was even on slippers!

I could remember slapping a junior student when he was loitering when he was supposed to be in prep only for him to cry and say 'I'm in JS1 and I'm just coming today' I felt bad.

I was good though if not they would't have made me the Headboy.

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There is this expert flogger in my school called Mr Anuma and he had to flog all SS2 students one particular morning as general punishment. Immediately he flogged me, I fell to the ground and pretended to have fainted. the teachers were confused and were trying to revive me. Our VC who was a smoker brought out his cigarete to burn but I got up and ran to my classroom

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you are a big disgrace to english lauguage.

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I went to Lagos Model College Igbonla

I cheated in EVERY single exam, And i mean EVERY.

I once broke into the Vice Principal's office through his roof to steal the Chemistry Exam questions for the next day,we were caught ! So we went to a babalawa to do some Jazz,and the case died down.

When i was a junior if i senior sent me to fetch water,i always urinated in it, No exceptions

At night,i off the room lights,flog someone sleeping then run away laughing

My specialty, At night,i wind an iron hanger till it becomes hot,then use it to burn anyone who offended me during the day

Once,i tied a juniour dick to the fan,then put the fan on HI SPEED,he reported me - i got him back by clearing out his locker 2 weeks later during PREP, He didn't have one shirt till the end of that term

I was a little devil,but funny enough i never liked stealing even when i didn't have.

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so this type of people have done waec before even jamb.i know you will have f9 parallel in your wace and 49 in your jamb. shame on you.

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yes i was mate with don jazzy @casper

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i tire o! with her written english like this, i wonder how her spoken english will be. i must post, i must post. oya post and she ends up posting rubbish!

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total crap!

@nifemi4u

i have pity for your spoken english

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Can somebody please interprete the above to me

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I couldn't stop laughing out loud at all those post, i think this should be on the joke section

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I did many thing but two thing i can 4get in my life is there's is boy name laja wil hate eachother.wil fight monday 2 thursday 4 me i did fight on friday bco i wil attend fellowship 2 ask 4givenes.one day dis  biology came 2 class dat day wil told her dat ma pls explain last topic 2 us she say late she start new topic say wat topic thank she is drawing ear on board i let her draw it and ask are dat wat she is drawin i tink u are drdaw ur husand ear or use she bit me up i no dat am a bad girl all friend i giv dem gud 2 bfriend them and if any boy came 2 me 2 bfriend do u no wat de cal wana fight c hell an a bad lady in sch i thank god 4 my life GOD 4Give me who no dis sch nazareth college epe lagos

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@casper

i finished in 1998 and you?

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scalin d fence into the hostel during class periods to go and gist in d hosltels.

scalin out of d dorm to go to class (that shld b arnd 10am for a class dat starts at 8am, after d house mistress must av locked d gates)

bringin in contrabands to school,

in my final year in secondary scl, we put off d lights in my room n 'sanshayed' (beat up) a junior girl who was very rude,

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what year did u finish from IJAY

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i stole money loads times,me and my friends will go out to sheraton hotel car hire,hire a car go shoppn for clothes and go to girls schools or chill out in mufti in a pool joint in gra eating chicken n tha,another place we hung out was games arcade playing games, there was a time my mum came from jerusalem and i was looking for money and found a gold nugget she brought from her travels and some travellers cheques and i took a bit of the travellers cheques,only passed out with 6 credits by a miracle in spiteof my heavy tution fees, thank GOD for my life now,

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mine was just fun.flogg junior students ,neva really liked the math lectures

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Guys you all did funny and great things. As for me, I was very gentle but wicked inside. I could remeber when my senior collected my wallet and took all the money and all i said was nothing, 2 weeks after i had to break into the pricipal's office after closing hour i destoyed many things and wrote the name of the guy that collected my wallet boadly on the principal's table and he was fired the next day(dismiss). When I got to SS3 I did some dirty films (u know wat i mean now)in the liberary cos I was a liberian.

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smoked igbo (weed) in a class after school hours, God saved me sha

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hey luvly pic u hav yvy1,

can we huk up and chat one on one.

u takia

cheers

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o.k,but it was just a way of passing out our frustrations.we regret our negative actions and inactions.Nobody likes to be bullied and some of the other times we did somethig wrong,they were just childish pranks we got ourselves involved in

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Wow, you guys scare me!!! I'm sooo glad I didn't go to secondary school in Nigeria, I would've had a truly horrible time! I was blushing while reading all of that, man, Naija schools and kids have gotten worse, o. Why would you do such things to other people? Like steal their stuff, spit in their food/drink, beat up a principal, cheat in exams, vandalise, etc?!!! Its such a HUGE shock!! And feeling girls up!! God save us!!

To reply to the topic, I was a good girl in school; its odd but throughout my time in secondary school, I think I was the only person in my class who never got into trouble of any sort. You people just shock me!! Just make sure your kids don't do that!

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Guyz its besto instead of dredie.dont knw wats wrong but its my post

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There is wat we call soak i soak.dis happens if uve gat sm1 xtra key 2 his locker:so whn d person launches his provs wat u do is as soon he takes u take wit him nt knwin.        Fetching water was jst lik waec cos our tap waz far 4rm our hostel so i do gather keys i c on d floors which waz used 2 open my water fetchers(my mates) locker after dey might hv gone 2 d galley 4 food.          There waz dis time i did a medical operation,my parent wanted nt stay in d hostel so i had 2 stay in d matrons house inside d school,i neua went 2 d dinning hall nor touchd my provisions,wat i do is jst 2 open all d matrons skool sons bags in d house n get my every day meal,i even got my ps2 slim n fone(nokia 6070)4rm a junoir's bag in d house.note:i waz about 2 pass out d nxt day.         I waz fund of scopin d matron whn she takes her bathe at nite cos she neva closed d bathrom door.            I nearly fckd her beautiful n sexy house help but she(matron)actualy arrivd in time.

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Nigerian Navy Secondary School Abeokuta,wat i do a day 2 visitin day is 2 snatch any1 xtra key i lay my hands on,so dat d nxt day whn dey come n drop all d day goodies in their locker,at midnite everytin wud b mine,       I rememberd flapin a hostel hangers 4rm their clothes.

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Any navy sec sch abeokuta stdnt in here cos i waz 1.i did enough badtin.i always tel my parents 2 gv me my provision money,instead of buying it i do 2 my junior n mates locker 2 shop 4 free.i neva had time 4 copying so wat i do is 2 wait 4 anybody wit clear handwriting 2 copy his note finish,then i steal n tear cover wit a replace of mine.i rememberd pouring a full bucket of dirty water on a very stingy boy whn he waz asleep.i had a socket n electric cooker in my locker which waz nt allowed.i gat enough 2 be continued

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Hello sorry to interrupt your room my name is sheila really interested in meeting f friend from Ibadan,you can contact me on black_girl0145@yahoo.com

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LMFAO

was also a victim of this,myself and my friend also included love letters,,which we always placed in the locker of girls.It was funny when these girls glanced at it surreptitiously thinking no one was looking at them

The bad thing was that we were eventually caught by this wowo looking girl.That term all boys experienced toasting failure from girls

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Didnt do much bad things, went to fgcl and the only things I can think of is drinkin' & mackin'.

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