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- Some FGGC boys all urinated in a bucket and left it to ferment for days before pouring it on some teacher.

- Same school, this boy used to mice his tin of milk and he'll still be taking from other people. When other guys found out, they filled his tin with ants without his knowledge.

- Carried some snoring guy with his mattress from his room to the center of an open field in the middle of the night - the guy fainted when he woke up.

- don't even get me started about werepe

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only God knows what girls used to do back then

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- was crowned king of cheaters cuz i invented a unique way of using bombs(microchips) even wen d invigilator ws starin ryt @ u.

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- embezzled funds meant 4 interhouse football tournament. Funi thin i wasnt even d house prefect and i wasn't caught cuz i blackmailed my way out

- forged d principal's signature on my fees payment slip and ate my skul fees several times........

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I urinated in the store room where books were kept cos the toilet was filled up.

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i can rememba hidin inside d locker weneva m in troubu wit seniors.

dere wz a day we all got wipped by our housemistres 4 wakin up late,d nxt day we all woke up arnd 2:30am nobody even cared 2 check wat tym it wz,as soon as our housemistres heard sounds of gate openin,she shouted "its just 2:30 go n sleep,i'll wake u up wen its tym"

I cn also rememba urinatin or spittin inside senior's wata weneva m forced 2 fetch water

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This thread lives again....

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[color=#770077][/color]back in Aladumo,portharcourt,durin sch hrs I play so much sing songs,didn't vb a note buh wen I get home I read ma text books n pass more dan ma fwends

-used 2 be d post woman,u lyk a gurl u write ha a letter n pay mi 100h 2 give ha

-i insulted dis senior n she got 2 no,got punished went home 2 tell ma brodas,dey pourd d gurl urine

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I would wear a tight-fitted shirt, to school and stand in front of the principal during assembly. I would sag my tie...wear a short low-waist skirt wit. Open like two 3 buttons of my shirt and mock the principal cos she had big lips. At the end of the assembly, she will call me out and ask me to write down my name, class n the name of my house-mistress. I will write a fake name and submit my shirt to her right in the hall. I used to enjoy it then cos, wearing uniforms was so boring. I was always on a top....she would give my house mistress my shirt and come to look for me in class. She wont find me cos it was a wrong name dat i gave her. My friends and i wuld sneak to the house of our house-mistress and take the shirt back. I was also always setting a trap for our matron during bed-check. My friends n i would fill a paint bucket wit water and garri and hang it at the gate. Once she opens the gate...the bucket will turn and pour on her. She will punish everyone in the dormitory but my friends and i will escape

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Gosh! Some of the stories posted are hilarious. I remember i really wanted to go to FGC Okigwe to be with my elder brother but he disagreed, thank goodness my dad agreed and sent me to an all girls school. It wasn't so bad.

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I shat in a friend's school bag and put it back on his seat

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During my junior days for boarding skool(FGC NISE}, senior students dont mess up with me. Even when i am at fault, i threat to report them to the principal.

Also during my junior days in secondary skool, ma friend and I alwaz forge the signature of the principal, and use it to go home on weekends.

During the saturday hostel inspections, i never had my complete implement which includes eatin utensils, hoes, cutlass and brooms. I only try to have my MONGING weapon, which is spoon and fork.

Also to avoid doin any skool labor or being punished by any senior student/prefects, i went to a business center where they helped me to forge a doctors report that prohibits me from doin any thing that i feel that is stressful to me.

Alwaz go to the dinning hall early and share out all d food b4 the girls arrive.

sometimes, after the meals are served, my friends and I dodge more than one plate of food , while some girls have none.

As for my SS3, it waz more than fun.

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I entered a primary boarding skool owned by Alex Ekwueme in OKO. In the skool, boys and girls are free to enter each others hostel. So as a new badimore, i used the opportunity to FINGER lots of girls and had lots of fun with d pretty ones, lol

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some more:

since i was the health prefect,atimes i'l soak a tissue wv ferrous gluconate(blood capsule) n place it in my panties den tell my house mistress am having cramps n can't go to school cos she'll definitely wanna see u stained.

my friends boyfy was messing up sure he likes anythin in skirt,i helped threaten him by writin a letter n i told him i was gonna get him beaten up(i had bodyguards).really dis guys re my friends but they re far older dan me u no so nobody toys wv me.

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crazy things?oops!

can remember me n my friends flashn a mirror at our teachers(man) Bottom u no dat kinda refectn it gives unda d sun.

dis same teacher,i remember not writing d exam but i was in class for the paper n wrote the attendance.when the result was out i had no result n i told him i was going to report to the authorities for missing result dat i really performed in the exam n i can't get anything less than A,he was forced to give me 75%.he knew i was brilliant.

back den,we use our fork n coal iron to blow out our hair wen goin for xmas or easter break.

i n friends get to school n mark the register n leave 4 d school farm.wen its closing time we go back to the classroom for attendance.

notorious!good old days wen i look back , i smile.thank God 4 brain.

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@henry

i did dt in my pry sch days,i always like queeing up at the back of girls

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My fine art teacher would send me to the food seller with a note saying its her (free meal for teachers) after getting the meal i would stop by my friends class and we take out about 3 meats,

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craziest in my secondary school days was writing a love letter to my English teacher and putting the name of my friend,he was beaten to pulp at the assembly,

I dated our Female senior Prefect while i was in SS1 and was the enemy of my friends, they hate me because i was the most brilliant and the most handsome,

I draw our Yoruba Teacher bald head on the board and wrote underneath, CAN'T PLAIT HIS HAIR, and the whole class was beaten,

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I was always doin wrong, threw a girl outta the sch hall thr the window, poured chalk powder in a girls mouth y sleepin in class with her mouth open. "SORRY IVY"

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went to a boarding school

remember dose old days when we use to cook in the space (inside the ceiling)

went to a boy's school,and the funny thing is that the female section is just directly opposite our own,

there is a stream beside the girl's school that serves as our meeting pt we call the stream ologan

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hey guys u know one of the moment of my life that l miss most is that of the old skul days, very quite interesting part of life, u misss, u misss out

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had real fun in sch, i was a prefect and i was very mean then especially to the girls i whip them on thier Bottom.

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Sec sch was fun.

Skipped sch several times,but was caught 1s driving a car in town wit my friends during sch hours,that was the last time i skipped sha.

did alot of thing,

but the most prominent which is our legacy (me & ma friends),

was that we stole the sch result book and later got a place that they print the result book 4 us,

from then on nobody ever had a bad result.

wat we do is on result collection day,after we collect our results,

we get together(if u ar part of the clique),if u ar not part of the clique u hav to pay a huge sum,

then we go to a house and start filling results giving ourselves the grades and comments we want.

Why i say its a legacy is that up till today it still goes on,every set passes it on to the trustees of the next set.

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FGC MX.

men burnt the office of the VP Acad. to destroy official documents. some students were given Indef.

men broke into the skool tuck shop n raided the place.

Back in d days, men use to go into the G - dom, some times on the invitation of lasses. t'was fun all the way.

back then, cliques had rooms were they ran all kinds of things(e.g blau, fax) all kinds of things used to happen. On a night when the SBHM's car was vandalised in an attack at his house , he mobilised village touts with some staff n they came strait to our room, some men were caught, the others escaped(myself inclusive), it was really terrible that night, the SBHM hurled a machete at an escaping student. It even got to the police, but everithing was eventually resolvd.

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i was well known among ma boys as d best peepin thomas in ma set i saw every set of jugs and pubic hair of every girl in ma class,

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in jss 1 mii and ma homeboy fell off the branch of a tree in girls hostel we climbed 4rm outside, and we got the beating of our lives 4rm girls as in the whole pleasure 4rm seein Unclad girls turned 2 instant pain

in jss 2 i was caught red handed i FGC Kwali by the vice principal shiting at d bac of a class he immediately ordered the staff beside him 2 get mii but truse now, the guy ran d longest distance of his life but he caught mii, by this time i had left ma slippers on the road ,while i was dragged bac 2 d vp's office i was beate by some girls that recognised mii 4rm the tree fallin incident, it was bad. when i got into the vp's office the beatin was hell b4 i was pardorned, brb

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hmm!

Well, i think i can remember some crazy things i did in school.

during extension classess in JSS3 (when we were going to SS1), i poured hot white rice on ISAAC IRUKWU(he can beat me if we fight) to use him to gba star.

i was fond of collecting bags from girls (older than me) to the silence hour fielc, where only girls do star( i do this when i am dared). this made me popular.

i do go to town (ikenne, ilishan, shagamu) to play overnight ps2 and x-box.

i lived in town with some cultists (God saved me i was not initiated )

I went to lakampaine(a river at ikenne) with my friends when we were supposed to be in class or reading.

Well, i got my reward. I failed woofly in my SS1 exams and was asked to repeat.

My parents had to transfer me from MAYFLOWER SCHOOL IKENNE because they did not want their only child to go astray.

All the same, i learnt alot at MAYFLOWER of which has enabled me to found an organization fashioned to 'empower today's youth for a better tommorow' It is called 0.S.A (Organisation of Success Achievers)

Sincerely, i regret venturing into such disastrous act, but still i thank God for redesigning my future.

I am now a role model as i had always been.

OLABODE EMMNAUEL

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Very funny!

Everyone sure has a funny past.

Then in my junior years (This is crazy but it wasnt me doing the crazy stuff though!), i had a big bottom which i still do so one boy in my class hit my butt and i went to report him to the teacher and with embarassment, i said he hit me (i guess the teacher understood) and flogged him.

The funny thing was, years later, we met again and dated and yes, he had a good feel.

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hahahahaha,una principal sef na MAGA!!, lmao.

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I loved High school too. I banged most of my sister;s friends.

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1) Back in the year 1988, I bought 'kuli-kuli' on credit to the tune of twenty seven naira (mind u, each was sold at 10 kobo). Would stuff them in my pockets and take a long walk at night chewing away. Also borrowed money from anyone/everyone and accumulated debt to the tune of eighty-two naira (can never forget the figure). My dad was damn embarrased when he had to repay my debt. I had to draw up a list of those owed and the money was handed over to my boarding house master. It was like visiting the bank to withdraw ur money, i would accompany u to the housemaster to authenticate your claim and u get paid what i owed u!!!

2) Was given a blackeye by a junior student when we went to junior staff quarters to play football. I held him on oath not to let his friends in (doubt if the did cause i could tell from the look on them faces afterwards).

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I LOVED HIGH SCHOOL.

HOPE Y'all enjoyed ma stories.

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I'z alwayz pretending to be sick en d health prefect wud gimme d key 2 d sick bay en she'd come meet me there en we'l hav some fun

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Our Agric teacher asked us to weed his cassava farm as a punishment for not attending one of his class. We weeded not just the farm but also the cassava plants.

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As Junior, was terrorized to the brim by the seniors.

As a senior, simply passed on the Baton, ensuring the standards did not fall.

F.G.C.K.

PRO-UNITATE.

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Can u imagina sleepin with d hole girls in ur class.i made it in .f.G.C.A.

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There was a time in js3( 4 years ago) me and my friends were asked to go and harvest maize from the school farm and we ended up stealing some. Unfortunately, Arinze, one of us snitched on us and while we were playing soccer. our bags were lined up in front of our block with maize sticking out of them. See thrashing that day! We were threatened that we would be expelled from school, but at the end we were just punished. And our punishment was to peel all of the raw maize that we stole. Though, i used my innocent face to escape. I told the headgirl then "[i][/i]see my face do i look like someone that would steal anything?" and she fell for it saying to her friend " this one was not part of them." My friends wanted to kill me later on but [i][/i]fast guy no be thief.

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Had sex with 12 of my female seniors back in school, it was a nice experience.

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i wonder ow dat girl take gree 4 u sef, see ur face like okpotoripo.

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Its not my fault, my system has some delay problems. I intended to send just one. Thanks 4 understanding

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Its not my fault, my system has some delay problems. I intended to send just one. Thanks 4 understanding

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I had a girlfriend back then in school. We have dated for two years without, (u know what i mean). We were in the boarding house, so our movements were restricted. One day, in my SS3 days, i realised that i had 2 do something fast otherwise i would just leave the school without feeling what i've controlled for a long time. Meanwhile, the lady was my two years junior. I thought that if i graduated, another sharp guy would just pounce on her and do it. I had to devise a plan to do it. One evening, after supper, i was with my girl around our school kitchen till very late and since i did not see any house-masters that usually prowl every corner to fish out illegal couples, i decided to take advantage of the moment. I've just started kissing her in the pitch darkness when suddenly a very bright and sharp flashlight shone in our direction. Shock gripped both of us and i began to think that i'll be expelled from the school at the very last minute. The light shone on us for about 20secs before it was put off. I stood there trembling, awaiting my fate until i heard my friend's(the senior boy) voice telling me that it was him that i should continue what i was doing. On realising that it was my friend, i heaved a sigh of relief and quickly told my girl to go back to her hostel and i also went back to my hostel thanking God that it was not the school authority that caught me red-handed. Eventually, i left the school without tasting the girl. Though, i'm grateful that attempting it did not cost me my graduation

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I had a girlfriend back then in school. We have dated for two years without, (u know what i mean). We were in the boarding house, so our movements were restricted. One day, in my SS3 days, i realised that i had 2 do something fast otherwise i would just leave the school without feeling what i've controlled for a long time. Meanwhile, the lady was my two years junior. I thought that if i graduated, another sharp guy would just pounce on her and do it. I had to devise a plan to do it. One evening, after supper, i was with my girl around our school kitchen till very late and since i did not see any house-masters that usually prowl every corner to fish out illegal couples, i decided to take advantage of the moment. I've just started kissing her in the pitch darkness when suddenly a very bright and sharp flashlight shone in our direction. Shock gripped both of us and i began to think that i'll be expelled from the school at the very last minute. The light shone on us for about 20secs before it was put off. I stood there trembling, awaiting my fate until i heard my friend's(the senior boy) voice telling me that it was him that i should continue what i was doing. On realising that it was my friend, i heaved a sigh of relief and quickly told my girl to go back to her hostel and i also went back to my hostel thanking God that it was not the school authority that caught me red-handed. Eventually, i left the school without tasting the girl. Though, i'm grateful that attempting it did not cost me my graduation

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I had a girlfriend back then in school. We have dated for two years without, (u know what i mean). We were in the boarding house, so our movements were restricted. One day, in my SS3 days, i realised that i had 2 do something fast otherwise i would just leave the school without feeling what i've controlled for a long time. Meanwhile, the lady was my two years junior. I thought that if i graduated, another sharp guy would just pounce on her and do it. I had to devise a plan to do it. One evening, after supper, i was with my girl around our school kitchen till very late and since i did not see any house-masters that usually prowl every corner to fish out illegal couples, i decided to take advantage of the moment. I've just started kissing her in the pitch darkness when suddenly a very bright and sharp flashlight shone in our direction. Shock gripped both of us and i began to think that i'll be expelled from the school at the very last minute. The light shone on us for about 20secs before it was put off. I stood there trembling, awaiting my fate until i heard my friend's(the senior boy) voice telling me that it was him that i should continue what i was doing. On realising that it was my friend, i heaved a sigh of relief and quickly told my girl to go back to her hostel and i also went back to my hostel thanking God that it was not the school authority that caught me red-handed. Eventually, i left the school without tasting the girl. Though, i'm grateful that attempting it did not cost me my graduation

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I had a girlfriend back then in school. We have dated for two years without, (u know what i mean). We were in the boarding house, so our movements were restricted. One day, in my SS3 days, i realised that i had 2 do something fast otherwise i would just leave the school without feeling what i've controlled for a long time. Meanwhile, the lady was my two years junior. I thought that if i graduated, another sharp guy would just pounce on her and do it. I had to devise a plan to do it. One evening, after supper, i was with my girl around our school kitchen till very late and since i did not see any house-masters that usually prowl every corner to fish out illegal couples, i decided to take advantage of the moment. I've just started kissing her in the pitch darkness when suddenly a very bright and sharp flashlight shone in our direction. Shock gripped both of us and i began to think that i'll be expelled from the school at the very last minute. The light shone on us for about 20secs before it was put off. I stood there trembling, awaiting my fate until i heard my friend's(the senior boy) voice telling me that it was him that i should continue what i was doing. On realising that it was my friend, i heaved a sigh of relief and quickly told my girl to go back to her hostel and i also went back to my hostel thanking God that it was not the school authority that caught me red-handed. Eventually, i left the school without tasting the girl. Though, i'm grateful that attempting it did not cost me my graduation

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I had a girlfriend back then in school. We have dated for two years without, (u know what i mean). We were in the boarding house, so our movements were restricted. One day, in my SS3 days, i realised that i had 2 do something fast otherwise i would just leave the school without feeling what i've controlled for a long time. Meanwhile, the lady was my two years junior. I thought that if i graduated, another sharp guy would just pounce on her and do it. I had to devise a plan to do it. One evening, after supper, i was with my girl around our school kitchen till very late and since i did not see any house-masters that usually prowl every corner to fish out illegal couples, i decided to take advantage of the moment. I've just started kissing her in the pitch darkness when suddenly a very bright and sharp flashlight shone in our direction. Shock gripped both of us and i began to think that i'll be expelled from the school at the very last minute. The light shone on us for about 20secs before it was put off. I stood there trembling, awaiting my fate until i heard my friend's(the senior boy) voice telling me that it was him that i should continue what i was doing. On realising that it was my friend, i heaved a sigh of relief and quickly told my girl to go back to her hostel and i also went back to my hostel thanking God that it was not the school authority that caught me red-handed. Eventually, i left the school without tasting the girl. Though, i'm grateful that attempting it did not cost me my graduation

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In ss3, we used 2 draw girls on d board nd tell juniors 2 toast dem until dey say yes. See skills. Also, we wld draw a ball nd a post on d floor nd tell d junior 2 score a goal.

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In ss3, we used 2 draw girls on d board nd tell juniors 2 toast dem until dey say yes. See skills. Also, we wld draw a ball nd a post on d floor nd tell d junior 2 score a goal.

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In ss3, we used 2 draw girls on d board nd tell juniors 2 toast dem until dey say yes. See skills. Also, we wld draw a ball nd a post on d floor nd tell d junior 2 score a goal.

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In js1, hid a friends key in d mornin, we were playin til about 4pm durin closin d guy started cryin dt he had d only key 2 d house nd hw dey wil all sleep outside, o boy i no kno hw i go giv am to avoid bein labelled a thief. Also in js1, our fineart teacher used 2 fire gunshots(make grammatical error) when teaching nd we used 2 write em down in d back of our books den in ss2 some1 brought dt book nd started readin d errors see laff. In ss3, i was d head boy den our physics teacher used 2 fire gunshots too so one day we started repeatin all her errors nd she started correctin us tellin us d rite words, see laff unfortunately anoda teacher heard d laffta nd took all of us 2 d farm 2 pick, c disgrace head boy pickin.

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some of these things used to look ideal to us back then. When ever we eat together in the hostel everyone tried to have everything for himself. We end breaking the food container and spilling more than half of the food.

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A lot happened.i'll just write the god ones.

As i didnt go to boarding school,i didnt see all the crazy things that happened but yeah it was still crazy.

-In Js2,a new intro tech teacher was introduced and he taught my class first,me and some other guy were just having fun and tossing a dictionary to each other and in the students in the back of the class were throwing paper planes and this girl actually took a paper plane and threw it to the teachers face when he asked."What are you guys doing back there?", well he was pissed,told the principal and yeah we all got beaten from the guy, man it hurt really bad.

-In ss1 the thug in our school Anetor,i decided to make fun off me and he chased me around school but i was faster than him and the next day(i had completely forgotten), he came to my block just after i finished a class and hit me with a wooden stick,i was trapped in the hallway and immediately ran to the staff room and this guy still wanted to wack me until one teacher talked sense to him, phew i was so lucky.

-in js2 couple of ss2 kinda of bullied me and i had my anger building up in me i just walked out and unfortunately slammed the door on some other seniors face, even though he was pissed at least he didnt hit me, gentle fella(i was one of the few people that pissed him off in that school)

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FGGC Abuloma

~ we had this revival with some pastor, he said that we had witches in the school and that some of them were present there. apparently he saw rings on their fingers. he started praying and some girls started screaming. he then said that there are some girls that would be the prayer warriors. he waved his hand and some girls fell to the floor, they were supposed to be the prayer warriors.

well i didn't want to be counted as a witch so i immediately fell to the floor too. and we started prayers and i joined it, whereever the witches showed up we were there. sometimes people were seeing them, including myself (na lie, i didn't want to be counted as a witch, so i started seeing witches). anyway it was scary.

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