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To All Jambites: How Was Your UME Exams?

how was exams? i hope went smoothly, please comment

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The exam was fine. I just thank God.Thanks for your concern.

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hello my guy.kudos to you.concerning your discussion topic.well i need to say that jamb went on well and the outcome result is also fine as expected.so to all the remaining jambites that has yet check thier result i sincerely wish you a happy check,

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please does anyone knows if any of the scrach cards provided by afribank is fake and how can one differenciate the that of last year and this year

help urgently needed cos i want to check my jamb results they tell me that my pin is invalid what could be hte cos of this.

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Hello, here is my number and mail 08050670142 tokjohn@yahoo.com i need your support.

Thanks,

JOHN.

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Hello,

I have written these year jamb(2008/2009), and i came out successfully but what i need now is my O/L result, i am going to sit for these year GCE(2008/2009) exams, and the result is going to come on February next year(2009). I want to know if these is going to affect my Admission into the University.

Thanks,

JOHN.

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well as 4 me this year jamb was my 4th adn the simplest i ever sat 4 i pray it will be god only be comcerned with my govt and a little of my eng

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Hi everyone, please i need help urgently, i scored below average in my ume examinations this year (186) please i need you all's advice on which school could i get admitted into this year, please i really need your help. you can reach me through (wowen88@yahoo.com) , or my phone number 08064985636. please do help me out

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I wish everyone that just wrote this jamb best of luck, cause my brother also had some problems that i pray will not yield negative results. I wish nigeria will just change for God's sake. Even when you get high scores, it doesnt even guaranty that you get into the university. Some people that even get the high scores they cheated their way to the top. We should all work together, the students and the cordinators. Cheating makes it only more difficult to access how hard JAMB really is. Many here are complaning of how hard the maths was without calculators, but some cheats are making it look like its easy because they have cheated their way to passing. I dont even really blame the cheats because as long as you have connections, you get a ridiculously low score you still get into school because of who you know.

Guys we need to fix these problem together. One suggestion i have in mind is that the Uni's should not be involved with the selection process. There should be a unique body incharge of selecting candidates who passed to the different schools they may have selected. The Uni can then choose their own candidates (limited to atleast 5%).

I feel pained, simple things like this have not changed. I really wanted to school in naija, but this their jamb foolishness did not allow me stay. I know many students if they had the money they would not even be schooling in nigeria.

Lets find a way for this JAMB to work for all of us, i believe there is a solution.

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Hey thug, I'm not hating though, just thought I should point that out. Either way, good luck and spread the love.

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. . .since i was born i never failed . . .MATHS in particular, my lowest grade ever in it was a C5 so wat r u talkin about . . .now to talk about JAMB even wen i was writing i never failed it i was only denied admission . . .then

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EverChris, no mind those who said it was cheaper, I guess they must be "mgbo, mgbo" people. My beef with JAMB was not allowing me to use my calculator, maybe if I'd used that I should be hoping for 7o something score. All the same, I did my best, the rest is in God's hands.

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Holythug, one thing is to finish, another is to have good grades.

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Jamb to me its just a waste of time, i finished my secondary school 2003, after writting jamb like 2 times, i have to enrol to a partime school (poly) yaba tech, and with that am done now and working with my OND planning to further on with my HND sha,,

In case you all have problem with jamb, you can all contact me on my email

topojons@yahoo.com or yahoo messanger am always online, i know some peps in their office cos i have conection, i dont want to give my number here, just email me,

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i dont know whats gonna happen to this years jamb, i pray i pass with ease, HEY MISTER MARKER GIVE URSELF BRAIN OOOOOOOOO,

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JAMB Exams?

Mine was Okay oh! Just that the Invigilator did not allow me use my "mgbo".

I beef the woman sha but wetin man go do?

I hope to score at least 280. Me I wan do Engineer.

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My own jamb was somehow bad. To start with, i started 40 minutes late. Its not that i went late to the exam venue. No thanks to jamb, they couldnt find my question papper. I almost cried in the exam hall. The worse part of it was that they didnt give me extra time. From the way it went, i just pray that my result comes out at the end of the day.I think jamb was not well prepared for this exam. The whole thing was disorganized unlike last year. Many people said that this year's own was cheaper than last year's own, guys what do u think? Was this year's own cheaper? I cant say which one was cheaper untill the result comes out.I got over 200 last year.

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Good luck to all in their exams.

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@ least . . .i finished under 60min

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No mind that bloke o, he was probably joking or thought it (Jamb Math) a joke.

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Hey Kingdong! You know the reason why I asked was because the paper type was written after the Use of English only and not after others. That's what made me asked. About the Use of English, that one is one of my easiest subjects. Thank God for that.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I "8" PEOPLE WHO COME HERE AND TALK SH_IT. HAVE YOU EVER ATTEMPTED JAMB MATHEMATICS AND FINNISH SAME UNDER 45 MINUTES?

MR GENIUS

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Just pray and trust in God that is all.

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the jamb exam was my best,i do expect 240 and above,although all i need is 252 but am so scared about my physics.anyway sha,may God help us jare[color=#990000][/color]

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d maths was soooo cheap

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You do not need a calculator to get that right. While wishing you the best of results so you can move on, how did your English paper go?

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@ Mystics

Omo, I really felt what you wrote, and I admire your confidence to note that you have written the exam twice before, something most people wouldn't do.

Don't mind those old blokes who act as is if they know everything when they don't. Imagine telling a student who supposedly just completed high school (SSCE) with one and a half hour for Mathematics objectives in SSCE to face an even harder JAMB Mathematics without calculator, and under 45 minutes. It's just crazy! There were about 4 Maths question which I could have gotten right but for lack of time which made leave some of them uncompleted to the final answer (that's good, cheap 8 marks gone).

Also, there were shortage of some papers like Biology,Commerce,CRS and so on. I just hope on God to make things work out well again, since I've never failed the exam before.

PS: Did anyone here wrote the paper type on all papers done?

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Most of my student were fine cause they studied hard, but you all know how nigeria exams dey be like, study plus expo === pass,

but itz all good sha and also the question type was not that wel arranged,

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imagine a jamb invigilator(a lady) who had to sell the solved answers to them jambites.well that was just wat happend in my sister's center. Nija lowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. kilo shele

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why do you keep rewriting the exams? does it expire or the school you chose wanted a higher grade?

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it was ok but the government should cancel post UME because if they want to stop crime in the country, it will encourage student to read in the country and post ume is another expenses for student in some university you will send like 30 thousand naira on it and were do you want student to see that amount from their parent i will advise the government to cancel it .

thanks

God bless Nigeria

one love

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JAMB was really good.it was actually better than i expected cuz everyone was making it sound like a big deal but i hope 4 d best sha!

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Yeah, the Exam was cul, great, I just pray it yield admission, hey guys hope u enjoyed the exams

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@ SENATOR JD

Its a pleasure getting somebody from JAMB.

I need ur vassistance for this jamb wey I wrote.

Tell me what to do and consider it done.

Money is not my problem. Just tell me what to do as **** runs.

This is ur opportunity to make money.

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The schs are over populated and people are determined more than ever to get an education. Schs, with the their so called post ume exploit the situation to raise funds and give the hopefuls the boot. Its really sad and it'll get worse like every other thing in nigeria, but its still our own.

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Horrible is an understatement for how it was for me. Got to the center at about 9 am, started at about 3:30 pm. I hope it ends up in admission sha.

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My people,it is true that one must pass through hell to get into higher institutions here in 9jer but i must urge you all that took this UME,why not try and see if you can also enroll yourselves in all these IT Training and Examination so that you don't just waste time sitting at home waiting for miracle to happen.Lets say one did not pass,whats the need for wasting the time and money whereas you have so many things to do with time.Lets think well,you can only make it in 9jer if you are wise and smart.Lets pray that Baba God render his helping hand.

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@riff-raff crash and burn program na in u dey, computer malfunction give u mark?wa pe be.u think say we for jamb office no get jazz?dey there. ooo fail gan

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best wishes to all jambites.

The lord see u through

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When Jamb fails, think of another alternative.

Remember not to forget that it is wrong to store all your eggs in the same basket.

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Score well and know somebody "like me" then you will enter university.

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Jamb! Jamb! Jamb! I thank God am no longer there candidate.

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I VE DONE JAMB JAMB FOUR TIMES AND THE FUNNIEST THING IS THAT I FAILED NONE THE LOWEST I GOT WAS 215(272,247,215,AWAITING) YET AM TIL AT HOME

all we need is prayer so that this year will be our year

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Most times in Nigeria, the result of an exam justifies how the exam was. So though i wrote well and hope to pass, like most people would say, 'NA WETIN DEM GIVE ME"

This is not the first time that am writing the UME, the 3rd time actually, Thanks to God i have not had a history of failing UME

To be candid, i think that banning the use of calculators in UME is not carefully thought through. Looking at the time frame which students need to use and the technicalities of the questions, it would be unfair for calculators to be banned. Honestly, most of the people who set these rules will not and can not be able to sovle a simple equation without using a calculator. I think that using a calculator or not can not amount to the true test of knowledge as i know to well that even with the calculator, WETIN YOU NO SABI, YOU NO SABI

Be cool guys and think about this

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Any how sha make una no worry because life is full of ups and down. If you think you have failed you may eventually pass with flying colour

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I wasn't really part of the exam exercise, but I wish all Jambites success.

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