I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
The Wife replies a Week later
Dearest Sweetheart: Ali
Thanks for your 100 kisses.
I am sending the expense details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. The Landlord comes every day and takes two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other extra items,
5. Other normal expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan in the same way for next month?
Your Only Wife