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A Husband On UN Mission Writes To His Wife?

Dearest Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart.

Your husband,

Ali

The Wife replies a Week later

Dearest Sweetheart: Ali

Thanks for your 100 kisses.

I am sending the expense details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. The Landlord comes every day and takes two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other extra items,

5. Other normal expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and

I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan in the same way for next month?

Please Advise!!!

Your Only Wife

Ellen

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*still speaking in tongues*

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Me too ooooooooooooo

My mama get sence pass my wife

cos she (my wife) no sabi do Omugwo

but my mama dey do am well well

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*speaking in tongues*

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But my mama get sense pass that one oh

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all of una wey dey talk, hope say you remember say your mama na woman.

my mouth no dey this one

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The woman is funny.

She wants to continue like that in the following month

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@Bazi

Now what wld make me wanna come from ur place?

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