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Are You As Smart As This Boy?

this boy is just a half as smart as me, so imagine where i will be after reading this

ARE YOU AS SMART AS THIS BOY?

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.

Teacher: What is your problem?

Boy: I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the

third-grade and I'm smarter than she is. I think I should be in the

third-grade too.

The teacher took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy

waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal

what the situation was.

The principal told her that he would give the boy a test and if he

failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the

first-grade and behave. She agreed.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he

agreed to take the test.

Principal: What is 3 x 3?

Boy: 9

Principal: What is 6 x 6?

Boy: 36

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade

should know. 'I think the boy can go to the third-grade’, said the

principal.

The teacher said she had some of her own questions to ask.

The principal and the boy agreed.

Teacher: What is it that a cow has four and I have only two?

Boy: (after a moment) Legs.

Teacher: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?

Boy: Pockets.

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut.

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the

answer, the boy was already answering.

Boy: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and

a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the

answer,

Boy: Shake hands.

Teacher: Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.

The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large

vodka peg,

Boy: Wedding Ring.

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you

blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Teacher: I am a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of

heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck.

Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' and if u don't

get it u have to use your hand?

Boy: Fork.

Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It is longer for some men

than for others. The pope doesn't use his.

Normally a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy: SURNAME.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, 'Send

this Boy to the University. I got the last ten questions wrong

myself!'

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16 answers

wat a rotten mind

*hey emphie dis kain tyte hug nko?? u don press the living elements comot 4 my body, lol i miss u wella*

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teasher, principal and the boy spoil no be small

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Clemcy love, i don catch am!!

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emperoh hu tif ur bread?

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no mind am ooooooooooo.

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kudos emphie, long time

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D principal spoil no b small.d boy deserv a bsc.

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Teasha and principa whp spoil pass!!

Meanwhile who tell you say teasha spoil? How u take know?

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dat teacher spoil no bi small

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