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Are You Thinkin Of Getin Married: ?

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!

--Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde

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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

--Sam Kinison

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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

--Anonymous

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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

--H. L. Mencken

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Marriage is a three ring circus:

---engagement ring

---wedding ring

---suffering

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"

Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

--H.L.Mencken

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The Dog of course, at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

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" Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter. "

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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,"Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? "The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled & said "It Really works!"

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Ur breath dude, ur breath! its ur call. End ur miserable life.

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@thug

Inhale ur breath directly. Its d most potent poisonous gas known to mankind.

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lol,where can i get poison?

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If they dont like it, they can go swallow poison for all we care.

*singing: dont matter by Akon*

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Do u mind minding ur biznes?

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MIGGY, will u stp kissing in public places, u are still in ajegunle you know.

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Suga sugar. Hw are ya?

Lottsa kisses

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No where. I decided to get off the internet for christmas and new year and spend it instead just around my family and friends.

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The wishing well joke was funny.

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Oh the nouse trap u kept in ur house k,

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You don finally enter my trap

Carry Go

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kronkayy we all know ure mariied to seven wifes and 24 dozens of children

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getting married?

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

not till am sure of wat the colour of my casket should be.

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