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A man had been suspecting that his wife was cheating. So, he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in a special taxi after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness. For 10,000/- the special hire driver accepted and followed him stealthily into the house. Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed into the bedroom with the driver in a rage.

They entered the bedroom and as the husband switched on the lights, the driver yanked the blanket back and there they were. The wife was in bed with another man.

The husband mad by this put a gun to the Unclad man's head as the wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous to us! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He is the one who paid for the Prado I bought for you. He paid for this house we now own, he gave me the money we owed the bank and he pays for all the tickets we use for theatre. He also pays our children's school fees and even for that suit and the others you wear. He even pays our monthly dues!"

Shaking in disbelief, the husband slowly lowered the gun, looked over at the taxi driver and asked, "What would you do if it were you?"

The driver said, "Cover him up with that blanket before he catches cold!"

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@mykali:1985? Didn't think u were born by then,goes to show what happens when u judge ppl by their actions,

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it means this topic is as old as my great grand pa. 1985 to be precise. . . .

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my great grand pa told me this joke the day he was going to die. . . . .

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nothing can be done, walk away

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@X:Sorry dude, but I heard that joke from my great grandad, how was I to know that urs would tell u the same joke too.

Anyways, I'm sure that that there must be 1 or 2 ppl here that dint hear it from their great grandads so do be a nice guy and let them enjoy.

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damn!!! where did u dig this joke my great grand pa told me!!!!!

its as old as Nigeria itself

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9ice one,well am just hearing/seeing it f0r d 1st time!cooL . . . .

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i was just trying to help cos i know my people

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