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Can't One Trust A Friend?

Tufe is invited to come help in the crusades

and he decides that his adorable wife Tytyalor should wear a chastity belt (steel underwear).

So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend, Ayusman.

He tells him, ”If I'm not back in four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, Tufe leaves on horseback. But about a half hour later,

he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees Ayusman.

"What's wrong?" He asks. Ayusman replies.

"You gave me the wrong key!"

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*goes to the mountain for prayrs*

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Oops ma bad! Sorry about the cancer!

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Guess me then! Hehehe! And stay away from nigel, or al pull off that long malaysian hair of yours!

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you want to borrow Clem's fart? Ok, go ahead. Be my guess. Nothing do you ohhhh

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*goes off to do wat i love doing*

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y u dey open ur mouth like dis

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I believe you used to have fat behind but you farted it all away

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Did I say I have a problem with it? I just say that to somne people whom thinks they have that problem, than their problems ha ve been solved

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Than we will all wear diapers and the problem with some people having a flat board Bottom would be solve immediately

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thats great i love that

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[color=#000099]gabry is synonymous with farting. a phat fart. [/color] [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

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Is this farting thingy of yours hereditary of infectious?

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dont cry my dear, we shall always fart, anyday and any time we wish to

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@gabrywyl

Please no farting on this thread ok?

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Don't worry ur brains too much

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u are beggining to get no my nerves

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