Finally, one of our good sisters was walking home from the
> local market
> late one night, when a tall, strong man leapt out of some
> nearby bushes,
> dragged her to the ground and Molested her.
> "Ha!" he said. "What will you tell your Mother Superior
> "I cannot lie to Mother Superior," the nun said. "I will
> tell her that
> while I was walking home a vicious brute dragged me to the
> ground and
> Molested me twice. Unless you're too tired?"