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I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997.

My skool very good.

I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no mallied and no

childish.

My father is dead long time ago and my mother mary

in Zimbabwe country there 10 years now, no see she so

nobody known to help me.

My certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Zulu teacher, Mr Mahlangu, teaching me is jelos of myself. Me wear expenses cloth than Zulu teacher.

I here people you want security guards to you company and I tell you I Am one of that job experience for 2 years. I shot thief dead. I want to Join the company of you and chase criminal out with me AK47.

Please consider my aplication careful and call me any time because me Have celphone. I am red for interview with you. I am very hornest and can speak English free.

Please also greet your wife.

And rememba that English is not our mother land!!

Yours in faith

Sandile Masalat Lancelord Ndebele Thwalamabho

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u can be the direct link

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@ poster

you need direct help from God

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dis one na just lesson 1 d next time na 4 yaba left u go find ursef

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na ibkaye charm carry me reach there

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HE WENT TO find love and love found him

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for tombo international joint church

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here resemble church?

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who get dysentry here

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u and this ur bended mouth

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At this age u still dey fart while laffing? Hope small poo no commot?

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Comforting

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.

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Daddy's Trick

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."

The grandmother was curious.

"What trick is that my dear?" she asked.

The little boy replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again."

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Roflmao. Mayb he shuld apply as english teacher in a sec school.

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Countering the Question

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

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Seeing the Light

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.

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Barking

Your dog's barking at the back door. Your spouse's barking at the front. Who do you let in?

Well, it's your call, but the dog'll stop barking when you let him in.

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Only the name of the applicant don give am the job

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This one still has a long way to go.Nice one

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please consider urself employed instantly.

its ur type they've been looking for all this while.

there is one cemetary in my area. they are

looking for a security man with ur kind of pedigree.

please reply through this forum if are interested

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na ya brother way dey on exile 4 kuvuki land.

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