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Daddy How was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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So u sabi blow english na hin u still dey work for Bakery?

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@back again: Thanks. . .are you really back again? I mean where you back before? or better put - hibernating before?

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learn not to interfere

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Sha no step on my prada with your bathroom slippers o

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Thank you. can i pass now?

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The sapele water wey she dey drink every night nor dey let her fit decide on her own sometimes na

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its actually not meant to make sense so dont waste yer tyme lukn 4 sense in a senseless talk

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i no fit bla bla bla again

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hehheheh see slams lol

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You are not a sweet talker, Try to Ginger your swaggz when next u want to relate with me . Thank you

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Not me u teaching a lesson cuz i'm UNSTOPABLE!

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Lightwalk not fair u slowpoke

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Dearth VADER wants you Tom Riddle!

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come all of una no follow

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Junior asks his dad, “Daddy, how was I born?”

His dad sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.

Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:

“You’ve Got Male!”

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see go-slow trader as him dey lie. . . denzu! if i sound u. . .

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Na your type dem dey find for VI ni? Clear jor

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Shattap thia both of u. . . wetin i go dey find for VI at this time?

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Kudos! that was the best way to try very inquisitive kids. Hahaha!

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truth hurts, my brother Biko nor vex sey i don expose you for public

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well, na so dem take born am

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turn ya mouth wella abeg

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u wey nor dey drop money for soup

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story continues**********

dickele u need a slap for always misbehaving

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who that goat dey call fat and handsome?

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Lets leave dat for kumbee to judge

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Fat and handsome lol,

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shattap thia!!! funky midget in a bikini

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