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Do you have any funny anectodes?

Well there is the stuff written on the gate to my streest in Port Harcourt:

No [I]rampant[/I] movement as from 8pm, any[I] berger [/I] seen shall be confisticated till further notice.Pls take note [I]residence[/I].

I've always wondered who wrote it

[I]If u've got funny stories abeg make I hear am[/I]

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fanx i knew i had d classic talent in me

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The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous heavenly feeling was when the judge signed the divorce papers.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.

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hmm,na wah oo,

so do we have moreeeeeeeeee

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Q. What does a man do with 365 used condoms?

A. Melt them down make them into a tire and

call it a Goodyear.

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Why are women more talkative and men more

intelligent?

Because women have four lips and men have two

heads !!!

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Q: What did the blonde say after having sex?

A: Are all you guys on the same team?

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the meaning of IBADAN

                  I=IGBO

                  B=BOYZ

                  A=ARE

                  D=DESPIRATE

                  A=AT

                  N=NIGHT

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the meaning of IBADAN

I=IGBO

B=BOYZ

A=ARE

D=DESPIRATE

A=AT

N=NIGHT

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"NO CREDIT TODAY, COME TOMMOROW" i c dis in most shopes n wen u go d ff day its stil der. "BEWARE OF SNAKES AND DOGS" i always wonder if truly they have snakes. Lol

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waiting for romade and ben

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Very funny jokes u got up there guys.

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you bet i could not too

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dominobab, that was crazi,

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check dis one out saw @ a store in my estate, "credit is only given to pple over d age of 85 if accompanied by both parents".

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