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Do You Know Who I Am?

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local

university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new

students, having over 500 students in the class!

The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The

professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his

desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half

of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for

an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated

sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.

After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up

and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour

later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk

preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam

booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."

The student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know who I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of

sarcasm in his voice.

"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.

"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams,

stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the

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@ituen

it waznt his 4st tym.

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Mofe

Close your eyes and reason that. The guy put the booklet, left and the prof dey look  am like mumu. Well either the guy or the prof na fool

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Ituen - that shows u r a fool - why not?

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Nice one, but for heaven's sake, the professor would have seen the guy's paper cos u cant perfectly insert a paper b/w 199 more without the edges juttin out

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@Migs

it's a very funny joke

And I will be happy to try this in my sch but u know the repercussion, probably expulsion (for exam malpractices and related offenses)

@clemcy

Be serious

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