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Do You Wanna Tell Him, Or Should I ?

Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees her

son coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood,

and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a

little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his

mother says, "I saw what you did, young man! For

kicking the pig you'll get no bacon for a week, and

for kicking the cow, no milk for a week."

Just at that moment, the boy's father walks through

the door and boots the cat halfway across the room.

The boy looks at his mother and says, "Do you wanna

tell him, or should I ?"

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used to love dis joke

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sauce, what exactly is your question

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Nice joke i lv it d father wont get Kitty-Cat 4 a week.Intresting

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so these days are dry abi. . . .i agree with you

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Mr man, them send you come. let old threads rest now

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**grabs the phone from lousy tufe and dials 119, all of them na the same.**

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ok i think de goats ar behaving dem selves

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my brother, i just dey.

this thread never revive yet. we still dey wait make people come figth first

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tuffy waz up man wat a gwan on this thread?

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. . .fire on, oga thuggy

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thuginlyf e don do 4 dis thread oh

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and he don begin wear all these alaba Tommy Hilfinger hilfiger boxers.

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becus he don get gf na

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thuggy don grow wings finish sha

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. . . webbie, yarn am o

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and ur pikin own shall be bastrin (latin word for BASTARD)

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To all dem foolish idiotse.g tj_tj, una papa n mama BASTARDS.

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Nd urs shall be called poyo

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yeah

person fit don tie them fro somewhere.

make i call 911

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the name of my pikin na ALEXANDRUIS DECIMUS

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The name of sacuekid's child shall be

"PAPA SHANGO"

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sauce, now u tell me, what is so nice about that name. a wetin you go wan name your pikin abi

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That name too local

A name i was thiniking is "maximilliamus"

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and the name of the pikin shall be atutupuyoyo

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what do you mean by that?

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and we pray the wife borns a pikin and not something else

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*a sign dat one if my wives will soon get pregnant*

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prays for ituen* the white bird shits on his face

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una no dey fear kuvuki gods oh

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Where u wan go saucekid?

Na kuvuki dem born u and na ther u go old

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i wan move

i tire for this town

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ya wit babes? or u wan move ?

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serious?

how that side?u fit link me?

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how tins na?

na the town you dey?

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