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How Did He Do It?

A woman decides that she's had it with trying to

find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an

ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate

who is loyal, rich and a good lover.

After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens

the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no

arms and no legs.

He says, "I'm here about your ad."

Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do

I know you're loyal?"

"Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam.

That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies.

"Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires.

"I make over $3 million a year. I have my own

software company. You can look at my bank

statement," he continues.

Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands,

"Well, how do I know you're a good lover?"

He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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damn

that is one incredible guy

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@dm pls dont be angry a joke is a joke maybe he psoted it again as a joke

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this is , EXPLOSIVE !

the woman must either be very frightened or very excited

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aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

ojd? ojd? ojd?

how many times did i call u !

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