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"i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?"

A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her

first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another

woman. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her

sexually, so she put an ad in the classifieds:

Wanted: A good looking, single guy who won't beat me, won't leave me,

and is good in bed.

About a week later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a

man with no arms and legs on her front porch.

"I'm here about your ad," he says.

"You must be mistaken," she says.

"Let me explain," he says. "I can't beat you, I don't have any arms.

And I can't run away because I don't have any legs."

"But," she asks, "How do I know you're good in bed?"

"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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laff loud because its only a monkey that can laff dat loud

I heard a monkey started dat revolution and that monkey was nicknamed folly

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just wondering how he managed to ring the bell anyway

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Nice one nigitnurse where do u get ur jokes frm

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Nice one nigitnurse where do u get ur jokes frm

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na long long long thing

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The guy is not qualified. Ask pple that know much about long thing,

THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU NEED HANDS TO DELIVER. NO BE SO?

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? why u dey talk to urself?

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lol,looking 4 s'mun 2 chat wiv,what's ur YIM?

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[color=#006600][/color]@ ALL VERY VERY I SAY UNTO ALL ,

AAAAAAAARRRRG!!!

AAAAAAAARRRRG!!!!!

AAAAAAAARRRRG!!!!!!!

Mmmhn!!

Thank you.

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