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A friend from the Lekki Axis told me this story, kindly read carefuly.?

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For those of us that know Lekki well, this happened around the Chevron Roundabout.?

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After work last week Wednesday, I was on my way home when a woman driving an old Peugeot 505 in front of me brushed a young girl driving a very clean Honda Accord (Discussion continues).?

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?This young girl came down from the car and started insulting the woman, who was old enough to at least be her mother or Auntie.?

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?All efforts by passersby to pacify her proved abortive as she said the car was bought by her boyfriend, ?

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I just watched and sympatised with the woman. She told the girl she'd fix the car but it was already evening, getting late and she had no money on her unless the girl followed her home if her hubby could help.?

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?The girl kept screeming as people tried to beg on behalf of the woman. The girl blatantly refused and decided to call her boyfriend saying:?

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?"Baby boy, a silly woman just hit my car".?

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The car he bought her. The man appeared in no minute ready to please his girlfriend by raining insult on the woman.?

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On getting there, he started shouting, "Where is the silly woman that hit your car", only to realise the woman was his wife.? if you were involved, what would do?

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i go deny the girl flat!

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i will leave the scene cos there is notin 2 do really.

@poster while reading i was expecting the woman to be the boyfriend mum. do u get it she insulting her support mother in-law on the car brought by her own son.

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@ Okija juju

U really make sense oooooo,

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Dickele your wife go just slap you.

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Palm wine tapper!

If na me, i go baptize everybody wey dey dia with fish water

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if na me. . . as per soji guy, i go just dey rake for everybody wey dey there

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Pirate am u meant.

The joke make sense small sha lol

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If I'm the husband, I'll be ashamed of myself.

If I'm the wife, I'll watch the gal friend & my husband's reaction at the spot without speaking a word.

If I'm the gal friend, I'll drive off to let the couples settle.

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@poster

wetin com happen 4 d End?

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and the tug-of-war continues. . .

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Take the car keys from the young girl and give it to the wife.

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he he i go jst enta d honda n drive hm

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How many times we go read this story?

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I go burn down dis thread.

Na wetin i go do be dat

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Walahi na serious matter - dis guy bought a brand new honda end of discussion for him girl friend. While him own wife dey cruise old school peugeot.

Some men wicked.

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