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Independent Day Special (what Makes You A Nigerian?)

INDEPENDENT DAY SPECIAL

What makes you a Nigerian?

1. You unwrapped all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the wrapper.

2. You call a person you’ve never met before uncle or aunt.

3. More than 90% of music CD’s and cassette in your home are illegal copies.

4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you never throw anything away, just incase you need it someday. (a gum boot without a partner and a baby walker – baby’s now 12 and you are 48).

5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles from stays at hotels. ( Go cool, sweetheart, African pride…, )

6. You always carry overweight baggage when travelling by plane.

7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a product, then each member of the family will join separate queues to purchase the maximum quantity possible ( sugar, soap, rice, cooking fat etc during the old good days).

8. All children have annoying nicknames.

9. Nobody in your family inform you that they are coming over for a visit. ( Uncles, Wife, Sis-in-law, two nephews and a neighbor)

10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks at restaurants. Murray mints, wrappers, and salt shakers!)

11. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and does not talk to her for 10 years.

12. You only make telephone calls at cheap rate at night.

13. You never have less than20 people to meet at the airport or see you off even if it’s a local flight.

14. You keep changing your internet service provider because the first month is free.

15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to your home. (staple machine, office pins, cello-tapes, post-it, etc,).

16. When you were young, your parents bought you clothes and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer.

pls tell us what make U NIGERIAN

HAPPY INDEPENDENT DAY!!!!

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It only shows u're tru nija

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@ iody

is that for real or, if it is sorry about that i hope u guys found her already

am a nigerian wen i ve had 3 to 4 drivers license and i dont know where the hell the office is.

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What makes me Nigerian?, OK!

1. when i failed SSCE and said "WAEC gave me F9 in maths but I got C6 in chemistry'

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When i go to the cinemas wit all i can eat in 5hrs stuffed up in my clothing makn me luk fat just to avoid d expensive items at d cinema stores.

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wen i travel on our roads and get home to take painkillers 'cos of the bad roads.

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When a salesman tells me a N500 item is N1000 then says i shuld bring N600 and that he's only duin me a favor.

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1. When i settle down to watch the parade at Eagle square but actually knowing i might not watch it since the Problem that Has Changed (PHCN) Name can strike at any time

2. When i go to buy a gallon of petrol and discover that the price has doubled the price the previous day because the price per liter has increased.

3. When i call my brother to confirm how far with his exams in school only to discover ASUU is on strike

4. When i fix a date with my galfriend for 7:30 but actually show up 8:15

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