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Is It Possible?

I just could not resist sharing this. Can u imagine

happen O!

God on voicemail ke?

Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary

part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided

to install voice mail?  Imagine praying and hearing the following:

Thank you for calling heaven.

For English press 1

For French press 2

For all other languages, press 3

Please select one of the following options:

Press 1 for request

Press 2 for thanksgiving

Press 3 for complaints

Press 4 for all others

I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners

right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in

the order it was received. Please stay on the line.

If you would like to speak to:

God, press 1

Jesus, press 2

Holy spirit, press 3

To find a loved one that has been assigned to heaven press 5, then

enter his social security # followed by the * sign.

(If you receive a negative response, please hang up and dial area code

666)

For reservations to heaven, please enter JOHN followed by the numbers,

3 - 16.

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life and other

planets, please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics. Our

computers show that you have already been prayed for today, please hang up and

call again tomorrow.

This office is now closed for the weekend to observe religious holiday.

If you are calling after working hours and need emergency assistance,

please contact your local pastor.

And if Satan is knocking at your door, simply say, "Jesus, could you

please get that for me?"

Thank you and have a heavenly day.

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A no no,u can't find an honest person on any of these forums socialnetworks @ large.I met ths nice guy from Abuja,we really hit it off,well we met on bigbrother page on twitter.Iam from da southern part of africa,da next thing he told me m too far.I asked myself did da bro knew m too far wen he told me he loves me?No more of Nigerian dudes or any ada dude from forums

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having the faith that true happiness does exist is one of the things that has kept me going ,

so I say ye it is possible.

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sure, as long as u have the right person

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definayely not on nairaland

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guy, i better start to the make plans to start my own hell fire, since admittance to the existing one is not possible for me

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[b][/b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] More like heaven is now being turned into MTN customer care. please no dey reason like so that it neva gets to happen

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This has passed a common joke ooo.

@ poster if it happens to only you on this entire earth, what would you do?

I'm sure you'll refer to your village people as being the devils behind your ordeal.

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This has passed a common joke ooo.

@ poster if it happens to only you on this entire earth, what would you do?

I'm sure you'll refer to your village people as being the devils behind your ordeal.

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This has passed a common joke ooo.

@ poster if it happens to only you on this entire earth, what would you do?

I'm sure you'll refer to your village people as being the devils behind your ordeal.

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Make he no happen in jesus name o

Life is sweet nd interesting o!

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GOD FORBID!

NO EVEN TAKE AM JOKE.

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