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Is Obama Qualified For The Job?

A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the

> stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go

> quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

>

> The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and

> said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

>

> "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger.

>

> "Since you are a Negro, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak

> Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.

>

> "OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a

> question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -.

> Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and

> a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

>

> The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks

> about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

>

> To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss

> President Barak Obama, when you don't know poo?"

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canibals?ohhh i had beta start runing

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*and webdezzi tumbles into my pot of soup*

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**Ben drops his raw yam, and slaps webdezzi with his left foot**

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*walks in, sees Ben eating yam peels*

Clem, where you get this thing u call slave

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**Ben pills the yam an began to eat it raw**

knowing it that he will be gaining fresh vitamins at the end of the day

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d plan was to cook water

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Who send you

go do ur homework

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chei i don chop rubbish tay tay

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even during the operation, Ben kept drinking his garri

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but ben refused to eat

he drank garri instead

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rat don already enter

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*covers mouth wid hands*

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yes and at coconout island

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all this at tincan island

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I went to see my girlfriend waiting for me at the bank canteen right behind my office

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I thought you've checked out of the thread

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turn up ur hearing aid

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Spencer wetin we talk wetin u dey hear ?

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We r walking away from the troubles Ben in our life we r walking away

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ben get busy and stop mopping around.

jokes section belongs to all and sundry *holds romade's hands and checks out of thread*

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ooooops baby on board

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** runs to wake dani, studio and stanley to come witness with me today these two peeps that has corrupted our section with hugs and kisses **

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run ya mouth anyow 2day 13 hrs 16minute 23 seconds more

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tatafo who call you.

Oops, I'm celebrating

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na question or statement

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mixed thoroughly with wahala

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wetin person no go see 4 early mor mor

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for dickens sake speak up!

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that na ur middle name na

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