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Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke)

A boy was being asked, amongst his mom and dad who he loves the most and the reason for his answer.

The boy answered thus, I love my Mom, she is brave because whenever my Dad locks her up in his bedroom and beats her up, she screams to the high

heavens but when she comes out immediately after, she is smiling,laughing again with dad and not even a drop of tears would be seen on her eyes.

Finally, my mom is so brave,

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CAMEL_eon we all know that

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and Ruggedman tomorrow

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are you D;Banj or wande coal

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she shld be . . . . na dat kain tin she dey like

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head broken

Clemcy are you happy now?

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i beg make una break that W-shaped head

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don't tell me you lie for a living

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All u can do is rebuke, because na gravity dey make u mess.lol

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am already feeling sleepy

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my plan is to look for u so that we can sleep

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happie weekend so wats ur plan??

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lol

@all

una left ynash

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I'm no longer interested.

*turns to the opposite side of the bed*

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u dey distob ma sleep

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**brings N50 from his pocket and calls out**

wey that silly thing dem call Clemcy, COME HERE

"Oya take this N50 go buy new white handkerchief, Mumu"

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no problem u can still do that

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if say my clumsy no dey on line i 4 help am reply

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*DiRtY wHiTe HaNdKeRcHiEf*

*m SuRe ThE bLeAcH wOuLd bE cRyInG fOr MeRcY*

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wey dey unwashed since last yr

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are you sure of this?

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i love my daddy and he luvs me

i love my mummy and she luvs me

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should i laugh. somebody help me out

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i cant remember wen last i was beating

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Every woman brave in that particular point.If you didn't beat her up then she will beat you[i used that boy's beating term].

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E Mama na strong woman oo

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if we throw am inside river all the fish go die within seconds

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