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Money Pass Life?

The armed robbers aproached an ibo man with gun and said

Your money or your life?

The Ibo man said, Take my life, make i take the money.

den kill Jesus christ, e no rise up the third day?

Boys i no de joke with money o.

As the robbers wanted to shoot him, he said

Nna slow slow now, ok I go cooperate, make we share am 40---60.

Who will take 40, i know you will ask, Go check the answer at Google.com.

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Ahhhh Ahhh. . . No way. . . . I am not into that stuff yet. pele ohhh

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Of course I'm not good in bed. . . I have no experience ohh. Havent you heard?

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okay

Have a nice time

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Nooooooooooooooooo

A lot of folks watch it on tv around here

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I see. So you eva join?

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Which part of Africa it is located at?

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Ok

but we also have Big Brother Africa

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Big Brother? What do you mean?

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Ok

Yeah I am through.

Housemates for Big Brother or where?

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Shoot means have something to do.

I heard it often from my Naija housemates

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Shoot?

Now what does that mean?

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Soon going to go chat with baba.

So you finish your shoot?

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ok bobo. If you dont see me, that means I am chatting with my baba. He no fit sleep if I not talk to him ohhh

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Scoping? What does that mean?

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Eh bobo. You look fine sha. Why you not maintain that picture instead?

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let me give you another

just for some minutes sha

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feel you jare

you be my pal

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*picks Gabry's eyes from the ground and returns it to whence it fell*

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@scorpio

comment account dey?

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Na for savannah bank, Naija's global bank

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I reserve my comment

in which library or museum?

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No comment your reserve

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Please rethink your never baff action thoroughly cuz I can barely breath from here.

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I never baff but i clean pass u. Ask anybody

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so tufe ,wen did u became clems washman.anyway come wash cloth 4 ma house wen it is weekend.d pay is very attractive.ill give u free lunch,and #5 per set of cloth.i think i m being fair

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and embarrass with your fart

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you tried but that was a bit dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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@poster

nna d joke is stale

@clemcy

hiss for 3 hours? ? ? u would pass out

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Ehn Ehn

Anyway I am back.

You still there or you don dey chat with baba?

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Nah that's just a joke

Will be back.

Was playing bout that.

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Never heard of Big Brother Africa?

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And so he made your day?

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