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Never Done Anything Wild In Your Life?

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different

colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him,

The teenager would look and find him staring every time,

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

"Got drunk once and slept with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son, "

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na why u match my Nikes?

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i once poured grounded pepper in the water my dad was gonna use in the gents . . . my mum ended up paying for it!

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Nice one i can't stop laughing slept with a peacock?

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