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Three Packs Of Condom?

a man walks into a chemist's shop and asks 4 a pack of condom.after collectg d condom,he laughs and leaves.d chemist asks his apprentice wht makes d man laugh,d boy says 'i dont know', d next day he comes and does d same.d third day he does d same,then d chemist asks d boy 2 follow d man so as 2 know wht makes him laugh.after 5 mins,d boy comes back laughg saying, 'd man goes 2 ur wife each time he leaves here'

wht?my wife?3 packs of condom

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Ha! I'm very sorry for the Chemist

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