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What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her?

I love dis girl small, no b big, n i no know wetin i go take do xmas 4 am.

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I dont think so, hes just high on garri.

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i guess, i'm gonna guve her what i'm gud @, n dat is

GENTLE bleeping.(or should i make it more faster?)

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Get a sniper riffle and start snipping any mosquito that comes near her.

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you can buy her mosquito coil, I see say malaria dey worry you for brain, she'd appreciate it very much,

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Three hot and DIRTY slaps will do

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@kaka23 I guess you are talking from experience.

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abeg give am belle if u like am well well

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@poster I think they now sell fairly-used brains @ Ladipo. Try and buy yourself some. Your girl will really appreciate that.

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Gentlefu*k. Ok give her bla bla bla bla bla till she faints.

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Perverts! Freaking perverts!

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u can also buy her broom and parker. Christmas is coming she'll nid them to "clear" things up.

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Follow koolsasy's advice.

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i agree with what koolsasy advice but be careful in given such gift item.

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*blunt and to the point*

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why u go look 4 wetin u go give am, better give am ur prick, abi no be beta xmas gift

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give her a gentlefuck, afterall,its ur user name

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give her a p*ssy licky

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A pin-point narrow nozzle rifle and an 18carat 2ft sword.

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give her a surprise gift.sthin she never expected like an aggressive f**k or a cool acid bath.

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I think this is the time for u 2 show that u love her by taking her out 4 shopping and spoil her a little bit,and make her know that this season is a time 4 sober reflection by doing so she takes you 2 be a responsible guy.

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