I love dis girl small, no b big, n i no know wetin i go take do xmas 4 am.
I dont think so, hes just high on garri.
Are you on drug?
i guess, i'm gonna guve her what i'm gud @, n dat is
GENTLE bleeping.(or should i make it more faster?)
Get a sniper riffle and start snipping any mosquito that comes near her.
you can buy her mosquito coil, I see say malaria dey worry you for brain, she'd appreciate it very much,
Three hot and DIRTY slaps will do
@kaka23 I guess you are talking from experience.
abeg give am belle if u like am well well
@poster I think they now sell fairly-used brains @ Ladipo. Try and buy yourself some. Your girl will really appreciate that.
Gentlefu*k. Ok give her bla bla bla bla bla till she faints.
Perverts! Freaking perverts!
u can also buy her broom and parker. Christmas is coming she'll nid them to "clear" things up.
Follow koolsasy's advice.
i agree with what koolsasy advice but be careful in given such gift item.
*blunt and to the point*
why u go look 4 wetin u go give am, better give am ur prick, abi no be beta xmas gift
give her a gentlefuck, afterall,its ur user name
give her a p*ssy licky
A pin-point narrow nozzle rifle and an 18carat 2ft sword.
give her a surprise gift.sthin she never expected like an aggressive f**k or a cool acid bath.
I think this is the time for u 2 show that u love her by taking her out 4 shopping and spoil her a little bit,and make her know that this season is a time 4 sober reflection by doing so she takes you 2 be a responsible guy.