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What Does The Priest Give?

A preist is in the middle of confession when a

man bursts in yelling, "Father, Father! There's

been a terrible accident out front and we need

you to help console the people." Father replies,

"But son I'm in the middle of confession, if you

can take over for me I'll go." Reluctantly the

man agrees after getting a list of sins and their

corresponding pennance. The first person he

encounters says, "Forgive me father for I have

sinned it has been 3 months since my last

confession, and I have stolen." After finding

stealing on the list the young man instructs him

to say three hail marys and light 2 candles. A

woman enters next and says, "forgive me father

for I have sinned it has been 6 months since my

last confession, and I have commited MouthAction."

After a slight chuckle the man checks the list

and tells her to say 1 hail mary, 3 our fathers

and light 4 candles. Another man enters and says,

"forgive me father for I have sinned it has been

1 month since my last confession, and I have had

BehindBased sex." The man starts looking over the list,

page 1, page 2, page 3, but nowhere does it

mention BehindBased sex. So he sticks his head out of

the booth and asks the nearsest altar boy,

"Whats the Father give for BehindBased sex?" The altar

boy replies, "Two cookies and a glass of milk."

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na u talk am oh

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