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It is almost impossible for a two in a relatnshp to touch and smooch for one month wtout stepping up their game (going to another level),let alone 15yrs. My dear run without looking back his problem is bigger than u.

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what kind of men are being born these days.

GOD SAVE US

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@topic

his own sis? 15 yrs! dey r not kids anymore

dey r adultsssss

daaaaammmmnnnn

icky icky

yuck!

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If you notice, I havent said one more word to Posakosa. Don't intend to say anything further to it either. Okay. Glad to hear issue is being solved. But it sounded so familiar that i wanted to discuss it further. Because the people I know said the same thing about stopping but didnt.

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who are these bats derailing the thread?

dont u people have brains?

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thts a difficult one o; personally, i dont think i can live with it

its a difficult one

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but if u help him overcome this problem, he will love u for life

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@ poster. I never got a chance to ask your location. Where do you live?

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must Idiots dont believe in God. So I break what I just said to say this, You are the only one whinning about my ex. ONLY YOU! Anyone here who reads thru these posts will see that only you have brought my ex up. Not me. Now you need to get yourself a life. You are sad and pathetic. I feel sorry for you. Your posts on various topics show just how much you long to be loved. They show me that you are lonely and in need of comfort. Someone has hurt you bad. you should harrass whomever that is and stop lashing out at others.

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^^^^ Ill kindly leave the thread--- keep on ranting about your Nigerian Husband

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Omotee, no problem. I have read some of the more serious replies to your thread and they are varied but good advice. if You have yahoo id let me know I will talk to you there. I am afraid to post mine here because of people like posakosa or I would have.

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I only wanted to help you fund raise.

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@ Posakosa, you have totally taken away from this poster's concern. You should just crawl into your cave and let the adults here express their opinions. and advice to the original poster. You are waaaaay past juvenile. Keep mentioning my ex all you like. lol. that seems to bring you pleasure. I am happy for you. Maybe one day you can have an ex too. but i doubt that. no man or woman, not even a scammer would have you and your foolishness.

@Platunumnk, he-she-it is harrassing me because it has no life of its own.

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@ posakosa  you just cant keep my name out of your mouth can you? you are so desperate for attention. so I will give you a little. My Father in Heaven says we should love one another and not stand in judgment of each other because that is his job. From this post forth, I have nothing to say to you except get out and find someone to love. Leave the comforts of your laptop and get some fresh air and reality. God loves you even if we can't stand you.

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Now u're stooping to my level---why engage in conversation with me in the first place---- Notice I was responding to the thread while YOU WERE RESPONDING TO ME----- GO AND SLEEP or better yet, find a manliness.

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From what I know, How can I trust you??

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What's the topic again?

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@ Platinumnk, we should start a thread with the topic [b][/b]who in the heck cares what posakosa has to say, ha ha ha ha

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@ posakosa, why are you all upset typing in bold caps? you are the one messing with others. And this thread has nothing to do with what i posted. You are the only dumb Bottom bringing that shiz up. JUST YOU! I havent posted to that thread or said anything in regards to it. YOU DONT KNOW ME! that is what i should be shouting. No one has to explain themselves to you. You are just angry because you dont have a life to post threads about. LOL. Get over yourself. Make a comment on a thread and move on. no one wants to hear you rant about unassociated things. You are just pathetic.

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Frankly I can care less if you're a girl or a boy. With the moronic posts I wouldnt claim to be a female either.

You made the connection- because what?? What does that have to do with the thread? I know I will have to wait till eternity for the answer because there is none. You just wanna harass someone. Grow up please.

If you are so concerned about Lostgirl, the link you posted is right there.

Reply to it.

And you think I dont know about you? Or that ur family stays one of the Lagos Islands?

Please.

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YOU NEED THE GET A LIFE TOO--- THE NIGERIAN MAN ONLY WANTED YOU FOR A GREEN CARD--- CALL IT QUITS AND MOVE ON.

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NOTICE I RESPONDED TO THE THREAD BEFORE SHE DID. ONLY MADE THE SIMPLE CONNECTION---- ITS SIMPLE, LOST GIRLS NIGERIAN HUSBAND WANTED HER FOR A GREEN CARD. ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

ITS MY DAM BUSINESS-------  YOU' RE PHUCKING PISSED BECAUSE I WON'T ADMIT TO BE FEMALE---- SORRY BUT YOU DON'T KNOW ME. STOP WASTING YOUR ENERGY TRYING TO DECIDE IF I AM MALE OR FEMALE  -------

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thanks platinumnk. because I truly only asked the poster to speak in private because of the sensitivity of this particular subject. Posakosa needs to get a life

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Like i said previously posakosa this has nothing to do with me. It seems your very ignorant Bottom is obsessed with my particular situation. i have reviewed some of your replies to other posts on nairaland and found that not many people respect your opinion or even care that you are alive. You can post links to that thread all you like it doesnt make you any smarter. i personally think you are a lonely troll with nothing better to do than harrass people here. That man may have only wanted a green card from me but that is more of a life than you seem to have. PEACE!

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Posa- why do u have to be so morbid? Why are u bringing up threads that have nothing to do with the thread?

Chasing the lostgirl up and down yet you cry I'm following you.

Seriously?

The girl wanted to talk to the poster in PRIVATE, its not any of your damm business.

Honestly I felt bad for whatever "James Bassey" did to you, but if you behave like this in real life, I dont blame him.

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@radiant, neither but some things don't need to be discussed in the open. especially on nairaland with people like posakosa's ignorant Bottom around.

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@posakosa, this has nothing to do with me. and you are not the only one who can comment on nairaland. still looks to me that you need a freakin life. everyone can't hang around day in day out commenting on other peoples lives. some of us are too busy out living our own. you have a nice day.

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k. Respond DIRECTLY to the poster and[b] kindly [/b]ignore my posts---Thanks!

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If u're AKATA, that is probably HIS REAL WIFE and he only wants you for HIS GREEN CARD-----hence the smooching, touching and phucking------ >If u're Nigerian then u're probably A MUGU<

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Poster, i would like to talk to you privately via IM. The scenario you have posted here is very familiar to me. right down to the ages of the brother and sister. First, could you tell me your location because if it matches the location or the people I have knowledge of, I would definitely like to chat with you.

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are we sure you're not the sister?

You are beginning to sound insane

Olorun ma je

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The girl would be an to go on with the marriage.

Does this even need any consideration?

It's a decision any intelligent girl will make in a split second.

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Are you sick or it's just me?

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Wow, bleeping his own sister? He can get help, both of them can, but I cant say I would be there for all that. Id probably divorce him for that.

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which Nolllywood movie did you just finish watching

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Really difficult, but I'll definately divorce the guy's sorry a*rse and move on with life. As for my sis, I'll cut her out of my life

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what a cheap wya of attracting attention to oneself

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i go laff, mumu thread

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@Emilyone, you're right. De thing dey shak her head as a new fella.

@Ebele, what's actually wrong wif you? Just what?

Don't let me chicken foot you!

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what if there were no cd pirates?

wuld u buy a jazzman cd for a thousand naira rate?

or rather take ur girl to a cinema on a date

and watch jack sparrow acting as a pirate

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What if we didnt have privilege to cell phones and regular phones

What if there was Nland

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what if english and making sense was not the problem of eedris?

with a good delivery he will be one of the best running the streets?

po deep where u @ we started this thread no u don waka, post something

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what if naija police shuld refuse bribe?

wuld u be free or in jail doing time?

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what if there was no hiv protection during sex?

wuld u have sex with shakira and eva mendez?

even if they told u they are infected?

men i wuld think about it

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what if death comes immediately after expulsion?

wuld u have sex and face condemnation?

what if there was no hiv infection?

sex wuld always be our topic of dicussion?

what if i shuld rule the nation?

enough fun wuld exist for our generation?

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