«Home

What Makes 100%?

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and a$$ kissing that will put you over the top.

Avatar
Newbie
17 answers

Hmmm Now u dey pally up.

Okay i will accept. But i dey watch u sha.

0
Avatar
Newbie

Nice formular keep it up.

0
Avatar
Newbie

Ona dey laff abi ? My own be say i don speak my mind.

0
Avatar
Newbie

Because everybody deh laff.

0
Avatar
Newbie

Clem clem U go yab me for this forum, later you go say we be family friends.

This is to formally inform you that your case dey inside cooler.

0
Avatar
Newbie

With them busy body eeee.

0
Avatar
Newbie

Miggy don warn Thuggy b4.

i blame Clemcy. na so she dey razzle every new kid on the block

0
Avatar
Newbie

Do i smell romance in d air ?

0
Avatar
Newbie

huh?

i resemble comedian?

0
Avatar
Newbie

Have to make this my new year resolution.

@poster nice one.

0
Avatar
Newbie

I like this. Good one Thuggy

0
Avatar
Newbie
Your answer
Add image

By posting your answer, you agree to the privacy policy and terms of service.