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"what The Hell's Happening?"

A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a

wasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally enough,

she panics.

The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat

on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he

makes a mad dash to the doctor. The doctor, after examining

her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps so

he says to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out

by putting honey on his joystick and withdrawing as soon as he

feels the wasp.

And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's

screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general

panic, he just can't rise to the occasion. So the doctor says

he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object.

Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage, so

the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and

instantly gets an Attention, at which time he begins to plug the

wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with

vigour.

The husband shouts, "What the hell's happening?" To which

the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to drown the

bastard!!!

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dont mind dat doctor jare, he is only helping them.

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. . . and punish u to infinity merchant bank

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one way or the other clem ur sins will find u out.

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birds of the same feather.

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no he was just passing by

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@nightnurse,

very soon you shall be crowned,with pple like u around no high BP.

WERE you on duty when they came to the hospital?

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all these saint-michaelz and virgin-maryz, na una rotten pass ooo, well, u guys should keep pretending its our tradition

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@ poster

nightnurse, u don rotten finish!! nice one sha

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@ poster

nightnurse, u don rotten finish

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good one night nurse, can't stop laughing

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