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WHAT IF:

1. PHCN (NEPA) acquire MTN

2. Nigerian Railway Corporation also acquire Celtel (Vmobile)

3. And NIPOST is buying out Glo!!

4. Lastma is planning to buy Virgin Atlantic

5. And Etteh is taking over from Dora!!

6. Wealth Solution (wonder bank) has just bought Zenith Bank

7. ALAO AKALA is taking over from soludo as CBN gov

8. Nigeria Police Force have aquired Transcorp Hilton

9. And our own ENYIMBA Football Club has just bought 91% shares in Manchester United in preparation for a takeover

10. PETET ODILI will be taking over from Nuhu Ribadu (EFCC)

11. ADEDIBU HAS BEEN NAMED THE NEW SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS, IN RECOGNITION OF HIS ROLES IN STABILIZING DEMOCRAZY IN NIGERIA

12. THE Under-17 GOLDEN EAGLETS TURNED THEMSELVES IN AND RETURNED THE WORLD CUP BACK TO FIFA, SAYING THE YOUNGEST AMONG THEM IS 46YEARS OLD

13. Nigerian Police Force trains FBI and Scotland Yard Officers .

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Go back to being just friends until she heals. If she's taking too long to heal, move on with your life but show her you're still there for her if she needs you and you're still single. Though it might look selfish I think that's the best way cause where she's coming from. Remember to thread softly and don't just break up with her like that.

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i think u heard what people say,if she cant concentrate on u alone,u wil stil hav to leave her if u dont want ur life to be destroyed

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Dont allow her to use you as a healing process!

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Let her go dude. Don't waste all that love on her.

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Give her an ultimatum, because you deserve better than being second best. In fact if she's with you but still thinks about her ex, it means she is finding it hard commiting to you. I think you are in a dangerous situation. If you just sit back and wait it out, she might eventually say she wants to leave for her ex, this is going to break your heart. Take control whilst you can now, tell her your position and if she doesn't choose you, I advise you leave and find someone who will focus on you 100%.

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@marie jane

Finally, you just found out u are no match to me. I thought u had a loud mouth before ?

Better dey look face next time.

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@marie jane

talkn'bout maturity, how da hell did i make TT diss u? by posting watts on ma mind?

Luk girl, i'm not always a good guy.<just tot u should know>

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funny! your sort of jokes shows how shallow minded you are, i will take adbaby's advice and do more constructive with my time, so direct your hate elsewhere.

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@mariejane

QUOTE "Listen i don't diss people's parents because i love andappreciate mine.It just shows how uncouth you are."

UNQOUTE mind you, i never dissed your parents. I am only feeling their pain.

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@mariejane  MEANING>>> You are so UGLY that the devil himself saw you and shouted BLOOD OF JESUS.

PARENTAL ADVISORY: Please don't take your babies anywhere near mariejane because she will end up giving the little kid CONVORSION with her looks.

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MEANING? ?? Listen i dont diss people's parents cos i love andappreciate mine.It just shows how uncouth you are.I REPEAT :SIT BAD DOG

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I bet you don't know that the condom factory has written series of apology letters to your dad for the mistake that led to your conception.

You are so UGLY that your mum shouted hysterically @ the hospital "OH MY GOD, IF I HAD KNOWN, I WUD HAVE GIVEN HIM A Mouth Gig"

You are so furtunate the nurses intervened she almost exchanged you for a HAND TOWEL.

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stop barking!!! SIT BOY SIT!!!

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@mariejane haaa na me you wan face? seems you are new here. Nairaland no go contain the two of us oooo.

U better ask question.

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@ ben jay

m so sorry but i dont know who he is and i dont care to know, for your info i dont do drugs, guess u do the cheap ones to know how marijuana feels, wats with all these 'immature boys' with their big mouths anyway?

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Woah that got me, have not seen dat b4, is really fun, how i wish i knew wat those guys did, cos is like comparing the best and the worst?

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@Migines Don't take it personal. From her name MARIJUANA mariejane, one can easily understand that she is high on weed and doesn't know who you are here.

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well i was referring to you cos u made tope teadr (who cant make a complete sentence without using offensive words) diss me, i dont really care if people praise me 4 what i post, i got the mail, felt it was cool, decided to post it! i do what i gotta do, i dont live on accolades.

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@marie jane

hmp.

U cudnt be refering to me. OH NO! u cudnt.

I guess u'll be ontop of da world if every1 types "lol" and leaves, ha hn, nad'here. Around here if u blow it, u deal widit.

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all stand

case adjourned until further notice

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so who is the dumb one? the person that thinks marie jane sounds feminine or the one who just feels like talking

@ mignes, if u v read it before y did'nt u just keep ur mouth shut?

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@freewilly

waz he repling ur post?

@TT

u used "he" for "marie jane"

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@free willy, who da fcu!< are u, and what da h£|| has male & female got to do wit this.

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What if @poster is so dumb, he cant realise this is the 8000 time this joke has been posted on nairaland.

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I'm tire of reading this everywhere.

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