1. PHCN (NEPA) acquire MTN
2. Nigerian Railway Corporation also acquire Celtel (Vmobile)
3. And NIPOST is buying out Glo!!
4. Lastma is planning to buy Virgin Atlantic
5. And Etteh is taking over from Dora!!
6. Wealth Solution (wonder bank) has just bought Zenith Bank
7. ALAO AKALA is taking over from soludo as CBN gov
8. Nigeria Police Force have aquired Transcorp Hilton
9. And our own ENYIMBA Football Club has just bought 91% shares in Manchester United in preparation for a takeover
10. PETET ODILI will be taking over from Nuhu Ribadu (EFCC)
11. ADEDIBU HAS BEEN NAMED THE NEW SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS, IN RECOGNITION OF HIS ROLES IN STABILIZING DEMOCRAZY IN NIGERIA
12. THE Under-17 GOLDEN EAGLETS TURNED THEMSELVES IN AND RETURNED THE WORLD CUP BACK TO FIFA, SAYING THE YOUNGEST AMONG THEM IS 46YEARS OLD
13. Nigerian Police Force trains FBI and Scotland Yard Officers .