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What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire?

I was coming back from work recently all suited up and I took a commercial bus (danfo). The conductor was getting really rude with everybody-even threatened to beat up some of the passengers. I also had my share of his ill-mannered verbal attacks. I was so angry I could hit him if he was my kid brother. Then it struck me. What if he decided to carry out his threat and hit someone-infact if I were the one he hitted, what would I do (all dressed the way I was)?

What would u do if it is you?

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bring out my specially made pepper-spray.

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my brother what made you enter danfo in the first place, you should have taking a bike or better still beg 4 a lift.

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make una dress go inside jor, abi this molue don become pedepe wey no dey re-admit old member?

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jealous boi, i wear italian shoes and not aba made

;d

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stop staring at my shoes

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clear jare, as if nor be wetin u dey do for living be that.

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take ur lameass rap to the rap thread

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no sylve u most xplain it o

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what is buttered bosoms

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close dat tit. . . . b4 person go faint jor **cover nose**

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u are not exempted either

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you are the number one suspect

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na class monitor romsky

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candy slap ke?. . . na me send bed bug to ur house ni?

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u wan make i pack u slap

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i no be maradona or okocha na

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me, ur lord and saviour

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see as error dey flow

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make u shoutopu ya mouf

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