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What Would You Get If You Mixed Fishing With Whiskey?

One Saturday morning,Infoblabla decided to go fishing.

He sat there for hours,but nothing.The bottle whiskey that he've took with him,was also empty.He throw the empty bottle into pieces against a nearby rock.

All of a sudden,there was something on the hook.He pulled the fish out of the water.The only fish for the day so far.The fish was so small,Infoblabla decided to throw it back.

The little fish was so exited,to such an extend,that it decided to give Infoblabla one wish.

He asked the little fish for some more whiskey.The fish said,"Allright then,when you're urinating,it will be pure whiskey."

So Infoblabla sat there,and wonder,can this really be ? Infoblabla took a glass and urinate in it.It was pure,pure whiskey.

A while later,Princessa,who was standing nearby,comes to him and asks,"sir are you allright ? I saw you drinking your own piss."no,said Infoblabla,it's whiskey.

Princessa laughed.He urinate into the glass,and gave it to her.She could'nt believe it.

So they sat there almost for the rest of the day, drinking whiskey.

After about the seventh double,she asks Infoblabla for another one.He looked her in the eye,throw the glass into pieces against the rock and said "What about drinking out of the bottle ?"

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whose wedding pic first?

it is dyabman n cuteangels own she talk about

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Kai,u don Bleep up as u involve naija police.The case will drag on 4 5years & e no go still end.

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I'll put CIA, FBI and naija police on the case for thorough investigation

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no bi me oooooooooooo

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Dyabman na you be that? Horrible sight

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Dyabman and cuteangel

pic #1 the day of wedding

pic #2 showing off Bottom after 2 years of marriage (dyabman put on weight n cuteangel slimed down)

pic #3 Dyabman gets tattoed n cuteangel piercings (dyabman reduced)

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female na female , u bi confirm female

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All females know how your original source taste? All females on nairaland or everywhere?

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Drinking from the bottle taste so much better in every way.

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very brilliant idea

@ poster

are u thirsty? Don't b shy

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