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3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!"

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guy,yim me so we go talk on the other levels of getting out

make we make am tomorrow

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that person no dey around

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hmmm,na wah oooo

dis na fart thread?

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The boy like woman pant well well

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i noe get abode na cabin nd igloo i dey stay

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ify so na u u be tht person wen dey fart

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This is very good. keep it up poster

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An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls.

As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip."

The old man snaps back, "Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today."

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Abeg respect ur 45yrs and stop farting loudly

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