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[size=8pt]10 Husbands, Still a Virgin[/size]

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was, God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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Hmm...MAY19 in da building. Wetin dey for me? <Wink>

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May 19th my younger sis is May 27th

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May 23 im handsome,independent,very stubborn and a go geta, girls just tend to like me

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May 9th,

had a Sit-out with friends.

I sure love the month of MAY.

Taureans are great people and i know i am going to be one

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Am May 15, and i cant wait to celebrate it this year. Eny birthday mate here can mail me. jollydriss@yahoo.com

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Very Funny: I am the leader of the pack, MAY 1st and no b-day mate yet, kinda cool

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Hye Faboyish

what a coincidence!!!!! Also May 6th.

YOU'RE BLESSED

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hello people of May

any birthdate mate?

may 21st here

cheers!!!!

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SHOUTOUT TO ALL CHILDREN BORN IN MAY.THOUGH OUR B"DAY MAY MAY AV BEEN CELEBRATED WAY BACK,BUT WE ARE ALL DESTINED 4 GREAT THINGS AND GOING PLACES.GOD BLESS AND INCREASE US ALL.OUR MONTH IS ALWAYS D BEST MONTH OF D YEAR AND A SPECIAL ONE AT THAT.I WAS BORN IN MAY 5TH.DO I AV ANY B"DAY MATE,I WOULD LOVE 2 HEAR 4RM U.

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We seem to have many bulls in nairaland. hmmm!!

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27th may for me

its unique cos i get a public holiday on ma birthday thats childrens day in nigeria

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May 6th all tha way!!!! Any mates up in errr?

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may 24 here. people born in may always look cool even though not cool sometimes. any mate

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May 15, eny birthday mate?

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cool guys its a pity i couldn't get my b day mate. may 28th.any b day mate can hook me on wanddy4real@yahoo.com.better still 08054609052,08066432072. piss out

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i am so happy that i can meet my people here,it is true that may people are the most powerful and blessed on earth,if you doubt check the sign on astrology,we are made up of wealth,wisdom and love,i thank god for the day i was born,please i want to meet a sister i mean a may girl here for a serious relationship.i am a may 6th,before i leave i want to give those born in may a gift,if you have never make money before on net,this is an opportunity for you now,sure this will make you money.dot be scared i can't betray a brother.i have made so much money from this company,this is the company-interbank-fxclub.net.one love.08039568803

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i am so happy that i can meet my people here,it is true that may people are the most powerful and blessed on earth,if you doubt check the sign on astrology,we are made up of wealth,wisdom and love,i thank god for the day i was born,please i want to meet a sister i mean a may girl here for a serious relationship.i am a may 6th,before i leave i want to give those born in may a gift,if you have never make money before on net,this is an opportunity for you now,sure this will make you money.dot be scared i can't betray a brother.i have made so much money from this company,this is the company-interbank-fx.net.one love.

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Thank God Ive seen a birthday mate

MIssy B

am also born on 16th of may. Pleade contact me on 08057542933 or 08060031444 or send a mail to adexcube2003@yahoo.com

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born may 7th. any one out there born on the same day?

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I was born 13 MAY.

may babies are wonderful.

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SO NO MAY3RD FOR HERE NI OR ANYMAY THAT MAY WANNA HAVE A CHAT sholami@ymail.com

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Lance what nao? I was born may 27th. Take it or leave it!

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Lance, really? Than why she claim May 27?

anyways, mine is May 12.

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Pat iznt may o.gab dnt mind har jare.

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Hey Peeps, May 23rd here, Holla[size=15pt][/size]

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Wow!!!

here i am < may 6th>

people of peace.

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[img][/img]for yr all in advance we are the bomb

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Any may3rd in da house

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wow we r hot,brilliantly stubborn,funnnnnnnnn, adventurous am[b] may 8th[/b]

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may 10 dudes, use to think i was the only one with the date in the world.

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am MAY 25 ,any birthday mate

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I represent all d 31st Babies in da house. Big ups to u all. CHEERS!!!

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Forget me not. MAY 25th is here.

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anyoda May 12 in da house?

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hi JamaicanQT its nice 2 hv b/mate.we r always ontop

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Yeah,mine is on may 5th! We are always smart nd intelligent, At least i bagged a 1st class in civil engr 4m a prestigious uni, So UP MAY FOLKS!

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@ Missy

it is nice to have a beauty as a Bmate.

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