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Which Do You Prefer Prison Or Work ?

When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad,

IN PRISON, You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

AT WORK, You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON, You get three meals a day.

AT WORK, You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON, You get time off for good behaviour.

AT WORK, You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

IN PRISON, A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK, You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON, You can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK, You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON, You get your own toilet.

AT WORK, You have to share.

IN PRISON, They allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK, You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON, All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.

AT WORK, You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON, You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.

AT WORK, You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON, There are wardens who are often sadistic.

AT WORK, They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON, You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.

AT WORK, You get fired if you get caught.

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@clem

ders nothing beta dan bla bla witout restriction.

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weeeel in dat kinda world u created,prison of course!!!

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You are in Nigeria and u're posting this.Can you imagine what Abiola witnessed even as a big man in the prison?Ask Obasanjo now.

Me,infact even tied at work and getting my pay @ the end of the month is still preferred.

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@gala. Wat prt of d world r u? Am sure u r nt in NIGERIA. Cus if u r, u'l kno dat d prison here aint jus bad bt teribl. Bt if u r a rich prisoner, den u'v got it,

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