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Which Part Of Your Body Goes To Heaven First?

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and

she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of

your body goes first?'

Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied, 'because when you pray, you hold your hands together in

front of you and God just takes your hands first.'

'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your

feet.'

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

'Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into mummy and daddy's bedroom the

other night and mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was

saying, 'Oh ! God, I'm coming! If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have

lost her.'

The Nun fainted.

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who be that boy wey dey go look him papa and mama when dem dey Gba miliki?

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