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Who Else Can Beat This English Expertise In Naija?

Hi everyone,

Who else in Nigeria do you feel can speak English language better than my number one nominee below.  ensure you give examples of their quoted speeches like I have also done.  After your submissions we will judge and pick the winner.                                                   

NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star

Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.

Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers

Chris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales

Chris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck

Chris Okotie : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss

Chris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together

Chris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep

Chris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness

Chris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk

Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks

Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap

Chris Okotie : Surveillance should precede saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best

Chris Okotie : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Chris Okotie : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!

Chris Okotie : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

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Sounds like Iraq, suicide bomb don kill them finish! pele

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no, . . . Its not that. Its just that you can hardly find turkey in the place where I live. Or I think you can never find one.The closest is a Chicken. Does it taste the same?

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u dont eat turkey??

ur chioce i believe

why care about a taste of what u dont find edible?

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At least it is not empty

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@Jeovy Atleast my brain works even though it runs on battery.

What about you wey na cotton wool and saw dust full that your empty head ?

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Mr Turkey,Clems and princesa don use you do pepper soup already

Ben,if not that you said it,I actually thought your brain runs on battery

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and looks up the meaning of princesa

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hmmm @tufe Na now i believe say you don live for Face me I Face U b4. I give up.

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Now what are you guyz DOING ?

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who dey every damn where ??

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everyyyyyyyyyyy damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn where

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See them Fly and poo **hiss**

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na everywhere dem dey

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No , you for stay here.

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yes,she is up to it,make I go sleep

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Unlike you and jeovy, ours is a quiet romance.

Can't you see the sign? PLS DON'T DISTURB !!!

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Temi don take your place. No bother.

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if say na you i choose

love sef go shack me like that

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No be ona two been dey form Titanic without canoe or water ??

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force me talk naa.

starts to whistle . . .

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Come na me you dey ask ??

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me self confused,this is how it normally starts

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Come, which kind set-up be this ?

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hehehehehhe try again later, dont be frustrated o

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lol this babe dey confused. I dey ask you, you dey ask me ??

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Hmm Juliet where is Romeo ?

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u no fit handle my sister oh. i dey tell you. the girl go molest u to death. u want am like that

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i don call am, she talk say ur instrument too small. na true?

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dial her numba ask am. She will be in better position to explain why.

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wetin do clem na.? u mean say u no fit give am the koko?? y na?

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No be the s*x and condom part dey fear me, Na the person in question.

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You be Igbo guy,you don dey plan to make money already,na wa

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@All This is to announce the Turkey Duel between princesa and Clem.

As usual i am your honorable host and ticket sales man.

This Show is strictly pay per view.

GRAB YOUR TICKET NOW !!!

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no way!

turkey is mine and mine forever. *garnishes turkey with garlic*

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I dey believe you 3 times.

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