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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear, 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either, but at least that Dam knows I'm smarter than her.

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. . .or mine d biggest poo

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puts a sofa, seats down relaxing to watch the kids playing

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tufiakwa for where jaymobb, se na poo you go poo or na mine you go mine poo. i beg open up

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Na the two of them dey inside the pit latrine

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gilgee, you be God; how come you know say na inside pit latrine he dey. The guy self don dey stink

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He dey inside pit latrine.

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may be you don enter the zombie's land

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Who dey decieve you. You don't need a mentor cos you're self motivated.

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we need 1, to weld ur loud mouth

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God forbid bad thing. Go back to your workchop we dont need any welder here.

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dont mind gilgee

all clemcy nids is more extra moral classes to upgrade too standard/paded

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now will u wear googles?

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So I have been grooving an under developed yansh na.

Jaymob abeg borrow clemcy some of ur yansh.

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jaymobb i beg caryy ur big ynash comot for road, pesn fit even sitdown ontop

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before nko i dey block ur way

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u dis boy u don come again

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Kai shift from there before you blind us with your welder light.chases him away with broomstick

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wit googles on dis time. . .still waitin to get blind

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why you come resemble Stevie Wonder like this

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thanks for ur support

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Giggles na wa for you o. So after all these years of grooving Clemcy yansh the tin no grow. Go upgrade your bla bla bla sharply.

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na lie,

ASHAWO LIKE U

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just trying to catch fun na

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delib desperately looking for clems in all threads

so you sef see wetin i dey see

clems is damn hilarious

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@clem

dem those guys have been tripin

happy easter as well

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LMIA laugh my inner a55

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LMOA?

sounds like laugh my outer a55

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ituen

is trium your latest fone?

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