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Who Is The Guilty Person?

THE BIG QUESTION.

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts:

"Wake Up! Quick! My husband is back.

Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

Who is guilty in this situation?

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@kunle, nice joke you've got there. They are both guilty

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by that time, me for don commot all obstacles.

so i go dey celebrate instead of contemplating

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Ituen,u see what will happen in 20years if u dont leave gabry now?

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DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says,

'I would have been released today.'

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Maybe u can e-afford it. . .

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That babe looks like Tammy or Ade. . . . . .

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I wonder o, see as e-bosom make e-dreday dey e-tripple his e-post

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Sorry abt d triple post.U know ow it gets with mozilla when server is bad.

@ info

Thanx 4 d support jare

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He is only being human

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because of bosom, you don dey triple post

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E-bosom.That's a new one.Merits looking into.

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E-bosom.That's a new one.Merits looking into.

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E-bosom.That's a new one.Merits looking into.

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who cares where nippples dey.

can it behave weill during e-bosom?

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@ ituen

Correct guy.

@ gabry

As ituen don grant permission,oya now.

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@dre

u no get beef at all. we all dey enjoy ourselves

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who cares who owns which one. I think all look cute still ohhh

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No,guys like having dem kokos well aligned.

It helps 2 know exactly where to 'go' when u're seekng dem kokos 'specially in the dark

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No matter what, I think you guys would still love that bosoms sha. Wont you?

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The yeye model no look the surgeon eyes before she entrust am with her valuables?

abeg,na her fault jo

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MEN!!!!!!!! the situation na real alram blow, infobaba and gabry would have a lot of explaining to do to each other.

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all the above are guilty

nice post

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U mean Infobaba and Arcani right?

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Who is guilty?

Both infobaba and gabry

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Uncle Kunle, this joke repeat oh

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