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Who Is The Liar?

"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. "How do you know?" the friend asked.

"She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she'd spent the night with her sister, Shirley."

"So?" the friend replied.

"So, she's a liar. I spent the night with her sister Shirley!"

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There were three robber's who went to rob a bank, they successfully broke into the bank but they found it hard to break into the strong room. They later found a little hole at which they could use in getting a few cash, but unfortunately for them there was a guard in the strong room. So as the first theif put his hand in the hole to get some cash the guard inside hit one his finger's with a cutlass so he shouted in pain removed his hand and started sucking. The other's thought the money was fresh and hot and has just been minted thats why it hurt him when he touched it. So the other put his hand in the hole and the guard hit him on his wrist so the second robber also shouted in pain. Thd third robber was puzzled and wondered what was going on and decided to see it with his own eyes.

So the third robber decide to see what the matter was and put his head in the hole, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .ouch!.

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Because he was flirting with his wife's sis. And his wife told him she was at his sis place.

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How come the man knew his wife did not spend the night at home

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@surugede

habaaa. The joke is tyte now. . .Stale tho.

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Because he was flirting with his wife's sis. And his wife told him she was at (her) sis place.

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