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Who Needs God?

One day, a group of eminent scientists got

together and decided that Man had come a

long way and no longer needed God. So they

picked one of their number to go and tell Him

that they were done with Him.

The scientist walked up to God and said,

"God, we've decided that we have advanced

to the point that we no longer need you. We

can clone people and do many miraculous

things, so why don't you just retire?"

God listened very patiently, and then said,

"Very well, I will agree if you can

demonstrate your proficiency to me. Let's

have a Man-making contest."

The scientist replied, "Sounds good!" God

added, "Now, we're going to do this just like

I did back in the old days with Adam.""Of

course," said the scientist, and bent down

and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God just looked at him and said, "No, no,

no,

You get your OWN dirt!"

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Thatz why we call him God!

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yeah, he should go and get his own dirt ! case closed !

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