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Two boys stole a bag of fruits and ran to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. As they were scaling the gate of the cemetery, two oranges fell and were left behind at the gate. A drunk man on his way from a local bar was passing near the cemetery gate and heard the following -One for me, One for you…He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he can to the local Pastor. Pastor James come with me and witness God and Satan are sharing corpses at the Cemetery- He said. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued- One for me One for you…Suddenly one of the voice said Let's get the two at the gate (meaning the Oranges that fell). One of the Pastor's shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of sending this mail. Who wan die? The pastor was the first to take off

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Then it is not ya joke but general joke

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THIS IS A REMODIFIED VERSION OF MY POST SENT IN SOMETIMES MIDDLE OF LAST YEAR. IF I GET THE PAGE I WILL LET U KNOW

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@ Joke,

LOL, funny, . . . . . , . . .

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Tufe wetin u wan do with love na?

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@cadet

**Receive the grace to fall in love IN JESUS NAME . . . . . **

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Old, but nice to hear.

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Tight joke. Nice job, poster.

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Actually i know the boys who stole the oranges coz thier my friends and Pastor James is my Pastor so i've heard both sides of the story.

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but come to think of it, how did you know that the shoe belong to the pastor. definitly, you are either one of the thieves or the drunker. cheers

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, Sounds funny.

Pastor no wan die abi weytin u think?

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guy keep it up. still laughing

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