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Whose Friend?

A sailor came home from a secret two year mission at sea only to find his wife with a new born baby.

Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.

"Was it my friend Joe ", he demanded.

"No !" his weeping wife replied.

"Was it my friend Bob then?" he asked.

"NO !!!" she said even more upset.

"Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked.

"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" she snapped.

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if na i, sorry if na it be me, no if i was the sailor, i would have killed my cat.

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why should i go mad?

nice joke though

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A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.

"Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"

"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"

"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"

"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your bosoms twice a day.

But only screwing you once a year.

Wouldn't you go mad, too?"

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haba ur pics has said it all, *mouth can kill*

no mind me o u fine sha**** yeye jeodie

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after d mouth kill u first

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lol keep em coming

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