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A married couple was about to divorce and they started arguing about who should have custody of their young son

Wife : He belongs to me,I delivered him

Husband : Look at it this way.If I insert a coin into a slot machine and it brings out a bottle of coke,who owns the coke,the machine or I?

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I am holy so crack is never in ma system. Are you sure you are getting the right person?

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*singin i've got sunshine on a cloudy day* glad your here to bless me with your presence.

moyo, ahhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@gaby, no thanks, rabbit is just fine.

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Moyola, Rabbit? you mean hamster abi?

Baxilexi. Experiment? Like what?

Everyone has a soul including you and me

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am good zain, guess what ma day has just began sunshine.

dream good??

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@romade, oh i see.

@ggaby, something could be arranged. the you could be sure if you like it or not.

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I did not say that I dont like sex. I said I am not sure if I like sex or not.

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cos you just said so, and i believe you.

wait a minute what are you trying to say, you nymphet.

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ofcourse no, who said your a tori tella, your more of a tori maker. now tell me whatz buzzin

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see corrupt pikin sims u neva hia we r out of the top ten world corrupt countries

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blabla bla. . . . Dont menion that ohhh. . . . Thats not part of me at all just yet and I am not like in need of it as well. . .

I'm looking for something else apart from life. .

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See you,who's talking about paying taxes?No be Nigerian Police again?

I go just arrange them small something.

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dreday, like I mention earlier, I dont want a husband and also I dont want children

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olodo simple tin u no fit talk

call police now as if u dey pay tax

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@ romade,

If You vex me,I'll tell the police to arrest You and do You strong thing at that ur next bus stop.

Phew,that makes sense

@ gabby

You don't want what?Children or a husband?

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dre kip on scratchin cos u aint makin sense

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sex is nothing. . . . I am looking for. . . Ok, I guess what I'm looking for is part of life. I want to contribute to society. But far beyoond my safety zone

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@ gabby

And you don't?

@ clemcy

You too like bla bla bla sef. Ahnahn

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gaby no mind all this boys when dey use 50kobo coins, look i get 50penny(manliness), walahi, if i insert am na one litre bottle you born.

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. . . . .after the boy don pay dowry

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@ baxi

Why u come dey take style advertise your goods?

@ romade

Ok,the man own the brains,the woman gets the shell.

There may be a case for the woman after all;since na she get the shell,she gets to keep both shell and contents but has no claim on the brains.

***Scratching head***    Did I make sense?

@ gabby

This doesn't stop you from getting married.You can get married so long as you DO NOT want children.

Even Shannon Tweed would have been Gene's slot machine if they had children together(I don't know if they do)

P.S Watch out for guys like Baxi

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@Poster

You're a wasted quarter

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lol.na him send him papa to insert coin.

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answer to the question, the bottling company, you aint supposed to take the can home.

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