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Why Do Women Fake heavenly feelings?

Because they think men are bothered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two Scotsmen were discussing how far each could make a dime reach. They agreed to try it and meet a few days later to see who won.

The first guy bought a cigar, and smoked one-third the first day and saved the ashes. He smoked one-third the second day and saved the ashes. He smoked one-third the third day and again saved the ashes. On the fourth day he gave the ashes to his wife to use as fertilizer on her roses. He told the other guy, "I know you can't beat that for stretching a dime."

The other Scotsman said, "I got you beat. I bought a Polish sausage for a dime, and the first day I ate one-half, and on the second day I ate the other half. The third day I used the skin for a condom, and the fourth day I took a poo in the skin and sewed it back up. The fifth day I took it back to the butcher and told him it smelled like poo. He agreed with me and gave me my dime back."

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To encourage their partner

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this thread still exist? e don tey now

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hw du u bro?is ur koko small.may b dat says it all 4 u ,bt 4 me,im da really koko wit an m16 n a whole lot of armunition 4 backup.dats why she dont taste my skills.she just keep comiing 4 more.in ma world,no room 4 faking heavenly feeling.u dey shame boi

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I guess they just want the men to feel that they are responsive and not just blocks of ice!

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cos they get embarrased after hard work

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