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Why student fail exams

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an ‘ONLY 365’ days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

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E be like say u dey talk from experience. Ur eyes don ever clear before?

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Now i totall agree wid u. *smiles*

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Abi my broda. Students sud stay bk hve holidays, sleep, play, eat, jist, fall ill, have birthdays, and all that.

That's d real life u know.

[/sub]until their eye clear[sub]

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Funny tho. But, wat of d deiz he/she is being tut in skul?

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